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Blonds Jokes
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| 1 | A couple of blonde men in a pickup truck... - A couple of blonde men in a pickup truck drove into alumberyard. One of the blonde men walked in th...Read the whole joke |
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| 2 | What do you call a group of blondes on roller skates? - What do you call a group of blondes on roller skates?A mobile sperm bank....Read the whole joke |
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| 3 | What are the worst 3 years of a blondes life? - What are the worst 3 years of a blondes life?The 1st grade....Read the whole joke |
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| 4 | What do you get when you cross a blonde and a lawyer? - What do you get when you cross a blonde and a lawyer? Hey! There's some things even a blonde won't d...Read the whole joke |
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| 5 | What is six inches long, has a bald head, and drives blondes crazy? - What is six inches long, has a bald head, anddrives blondes crazy? A hundred dollar bill....Read the whole joke |
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| 6 | How can you tell if a FAX was sent by a blonde? - How can you tell if a FAX was sent by a blonde? It has a stamp on it....Read the whole joke |
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| 7 | Fly, baby, fly! - A police officer arrives at an accident scene whereapparently three blondes have leaped to their dea...Read the whole joke |
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| 8 | A blonde with two red ears went to her doctor... - A blonde with two red ears went to her doctor.The doctor asked her what had happened to herears and ...Read the whole joke |
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| 9 | What do you call a blonde with a dollar bill over her head? - What do you call a blonde with a dollar bill over her head?All you can eat for under a buck....Read the whole joke |
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| 10 | WHAT DO YOU CALL A BLONDE STANDING ON HER HEAD? - WHAT DO YOU CALL A BLONDE STANDING ON HER HEAD?A BRUNETTE WITH BAD BREATH!Sent by C?M...Read the whole joke |
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| 11 | What's the difference between a computer and a blonde? - What's the difference between a computer and a blonde? The computer is smarter, but the blonde is ea...Read the whole joke |
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| 12 | Two blondes were walking through the woods... - Two blondes were walking through the woods and theycame to some tracks. The first blonde said "These...Read the whole joke |
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| 13 | Two blondes were walking down the street... - Two blondes were walking down the street. One noticed a compact on the sidewalk and leaned down to p...Read the whole joke |
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| 14 | Three women, A brunette, a redhead, and a blonde... - Three women, A brunette, a redhead, and a blonde, all come home from work at the same time and get o...Read the whole joke |
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| 15 | What do you call three blondes on Santas Lap?? - What do you call three blondes on Santa's Lap??Ho Ho HoSent by Adam...Read the whole joke |
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| 16 | There are three friends, a blonde, a brunette, and a redhead... - There are three friends, a blonde, a brunette, and a redhead.They were on a cruise ship and it was h...Read the whole joke |
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| 17 | Counting cars - A blond sees a brunette standing in the middle of the highway.The brunette keeps saying, "88, 88, 88...Read the whole joke |
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| 18 | Judi was bored with driving her BMW... - Judi was bored with driving her BMW. It laced individuality and besides that, every other girl in th...Read the whole joke |
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| 19 | What do spaghetti and blondes have in common? - What do spaghetti and blondes have in common? They both wiggle when you eat them!Sent by Sonia...Read the whole joke |
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| 20 | There are three 3rd Grade girls... - There are three 3rd Grade girls, a blonde, a brunnett, and a red-head.Q. Which one is the tallest?A....Read the whole joke |
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| 21 | A blond walks into a bar... - A blond walks into a bar. Ouch!...Read the whole joke |
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| 22 | What is a Blondes favorite nursery rhyme? - What is a Blondes favorite nursery rhyme? Hump me dump me...Read the whole joke |
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| 23 | What do you do if a blond throws a grenade at you? - What do you do if a blond throws a grenade at you? Pull the pin and throw it back....Read the whole joke |
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| 24 | A blonde was plugging dollar after dollar into... - A blonde was plugging dollar after dollar into thecoke machine at a large Vegas casino. She keptpunc...Read the whole joke |
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| 25 | What do you call 2 blondes in the front seat of a car? - What do you call 2 blondes in the front seat of a car? Dual air bags!...Read the whole joke |
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| 26 | Why was the blonde looking in the refrigerator? - Q: Why was the blonde looking in the refrigerator? A: Because The organe Juice said concentrate...Read the whole joke |
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| 27 | How can you tell if a blond has been sleepwalking? - Q:How can you tell if a blond has been sleepwalking? A:When you look in the refridgorator and there'...Read the whole joke |
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Popular Blonds Jokes
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| 1 | What's the difference between a blonde and a shower? - What's the difference between a blonde and a shower?The shower has to be turned on before it gets we...Read the whole joke |
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| 2 | Why did the blonde return her new scarf? - Why did the blonde return her new scarf?It was too tight....Read the whole joke |
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| 3 | Blonde on blonde - A blonde woman was speeding down the road in her little red sports carand was pulled over by a woman...Read the whole joke |
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| 4 | Why don't blondes use vibrators? - (Q) Why don't blondes use vibrators? (A) Because they are scared they might chip thier teeth!!!Sent ...Read the whole joke |
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| 5 | An Irishman, a Mexican and a Blonde Guy were doing... - An Irishman, a Mexican and a Blonde Guy were doing construction work onscaffolding on the 20th floor...Read the whole joke |
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