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#	Title	Hits
1	A passenger announcement. - This is a passenger announcement. The train on platform one, two, three,four, five, six, seven, eigh...Read the whole joke	31
2	I am called a Princess - The United Airline's passenger cabin was being served by an obviously gay flight attendant who seeme...Read the whole joke	81
3	A delicacy - An American touring Spain stopped at a local restaurant following a day of sightseeing. While sippin...Read the whole joke	26
4	Playing tabla - Once a couple were on vacation. The husband was lying on the beach facing downwards on his stomach &...Read the whole joke	39
5	Fly out of Genoa - They now have an Italian airline that flies out of Genoa.It's called Genitalia.Sent by maria...Read the whole joke	19
6	From a Southwest Airlines employee.... - From a Southwest Airlines employee...."Welcome aboard Southwest Flight XXX, to YYY. To operate your ...Read the whole joke	22
7	Thirty minutes before a plane landed, its cabin lights came on... - Thirty minutes before a plane landed, its cabin lights came on,indicating to the flight attendants t...Read the whole joke	21
8	Steve is going on an ocean cruise, and he tells his doctor... - Steve is going on an ocean cruise, and he tells his doctor thathe's worried about getting real seasi...Read the whole joke	20
9	Helpful advice for travellers - Helpful advice for travellers:If you are going to get on a commercial flight, take a bomb with you.B...Read the whole joke	35
10	Two missionaries in Africa get apprehended by a tribe... - Two missionaries in Africa get apprehended by a tribe of very hostile cannibals who put them in a la...Read the whole joke	20
11	My car - A tourist is visiting New York City when his car breaks down. He jumps out and starts fiddling under...Read the whole joke	20
12	The fucking lights - Tith the sun beginning to rise, the cabin of the jetliner was suddenly illuminated. "Who turned on t...Read the whole joke	21
13	A German tourist walks into a McDonald's in New York City... - A German tourist walks into a McDonald's in New York City and orders a beer. (In Germany and many pa...Read the whole joke	22
14	A plane was taking off from Kennedy Airport... - A plane was taking off from Kennedy Airport. After it reached acomfortable cruising altitude, the c...Read the whole joke	18
15	A businessman was having a tough time lugging his lumpy... - A businessman was having a tough time lugging his lumpy, oversized travelbag onto the plane. Helped...Read the whole joke	27
16	Did you hear about the two poofters who went to London? - Q: Did you hear about the two poofters who went to London?A: They were REALLY pissed off when they f...Read the whole joke	21
17	How do you pick up TWA flight attendants? - Q: How do you pick up TWA flight attendants?A: With a fishing pole!...Read the whole joke	23
18	The Mohel - This woman is visiting in Israel and notices that her little travel alarm needs a battery. She looks...Read the whole joke	40
19	Room Service - This is a telephonic exchange between a hotel guest androomservice at a hotel in Asia. It was reco...Read the whole joke	26
20	A great way to spend eternity - A couple were being given a guided tour of Pico da Bandeira, one of the highest mountains in the Ame...Read the whole joke	18
21	Bathroom control - One day Pablo and Paco are riding through the desert on their horses. As they ride along, Pablo smel...Read the whole joke	19
22	The Zen Master is visiting New York City... - The Zen Master is visiting New York City from Tibet. He goes up to ahot dog vendor and says, "Make m...Read the whole joke	23
23	Sherlock Holmes and Doctor Watson are hiking... - Sherlock Holmes and Doctor Watson are hiking. They hiked all day long andthen, having gotten tired, ...Read the whole joke	24
24	Two retired ladies were on the beach in Miami... - Two retired ladies were on the beach in Miami.They were discussing the fact that if they gofor a swi...Read the whole joke	17
25	A mother and her son were flying Southwest Airlines... - A mother and her son were flying Southwest Airlines fromKansas to Chicago. The son, who had been loo...Read the whole joke	18
26	Happens - For all of you out there who've had to deal with an irate customer, this oneis for you. It's a class...Read the whole joke	20
27	There was an exhibitionist who was taking a trip on an airplane... - There was an exhibitionist who was taking a trip on an airplane.At the top of the stairs there was a...Read the whole joke	17

#	Title	Category	Hits
1	I am called a Princess - The United Airline's passenger cabin was being served by an obviously gay flight attendant who seeme...Read the whole joke	Travel Jokes	81
2	The Mohel - This woman is visiting in Israel and notices that her little travel alarm needs a battery. She looks...Read the whole joke	Travel Jokes	40
3	Playing tabla - Once a couple were on vacation. The husband was lying on the beach facing downwards on his stomach &...Read the whole joke	Travel Jokes	39
4	Helpful advice for travellers - Helpful advice for travellers:If you are going to get on a commercial flight, take a bomb with you.B...Read the whole joke	Travel Jokes	35
5	A passenger announcement. - This is a passenger announcement. The train on platform one, two, three,four, five, six, seven, eigh...Read the whole joke	Travel Jokes	31

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