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#	Title	Hits
1	Paul got off the elevator on the 40th floor and... - Paul got off the elevator on the 40th floor and nervouslyknocked on his blind date's door. She opene...Read the whole joke	12
2	A bartender was getting ready to close for the night... - A bartender was getting ready to close for the night when arobber with a ski mask burst in and pulls...Read the whole joke	10
3	The sales girl at the Pink Pussycat boutique... - The sales girl at the Pink Pussycat boutique didn't batan eye when the customer purchased an artific...Read the whole joke	10
4	A guy walks into a drugstore operated by a prudish woman... - A guy walks into a drugstore operated by a prudish woman. He asks, "Can I have a dozen condoms, Miss...Read the whole joke	11
5	An Avon lady was along in an elevator when she suddenly... - An Avon lady was along in an elevator when she suddenly hadto fart. She promptly reached into her b...Read the whole joke	10
6	Mister Smith rushes into the maternity ward... - Mister Smith rushes into the maternity ward, "What's wrong?What's the emergency?""Oh, Mister Smith, ...Read the whole joke	15
7	Three calamities - Three guys are in a Cessna. The first drops a penny out the window. The second drops a pencil and th...Read the whole joke	20
8	My name is Brown - A tipsy guy in a bar stood and made the following speech, "I am white from head to toe. I am rich an...Read the whole joke	27
9	Two guys are out hunting deer... - Two guys are out hunting deer. The first guy says, "Did you see that?" The second guy says, "No." "A...Read the whole joke	15
10	A man let out a humongous burp... - A man let out a humongous burp. Nearby, a man loudly says,"How dare you burp before my wife!" The bu...Read the whole joke	15
11	Prostitute walks into a bar and asks the barman... - Prostitute walks into a bar and asks the bar man for two Bacardi's and coke. Bar man serves her and ...Read the whole joke	36
12	Two mountain bred GIs were wandering the streets... - Two mountain bred GIs were wandering the streets of calcutta when an old woman walked by. "Hey, Bill...Read the whole joke	22
13	How do you know when the barmaid is really pissed off? - How do you know when the barmaid is really pissed off?When you find a string in your bloody mary....Read the whole joke	11
14	A little town had a high birth rate that... - A little town had a high birth rate that had attracted the attention of the sociologists at the stat...Read the whole joke	8
15	A young man walks into a singles bar with a roll of quarters... - A young man walks into a singles bar with a roll of quarters taped inside the crotch of his jeans. H...Read the whole joke	10
16	An infamous stud with a long list of conquests... - An infamous stud with a long list of conquests walked into his neighborhood bar and ordered a drink....Read the whole joke	9
17	A guy takes his greenhorn wife hunting on a ranch... - A guy takes his greenhorn wife hunting on a ranch. When they reach their deer blinds, the guy says, ...Read the whole joke	11
18	A wide selection - "Hey, Pal", the irate druggist shouted, "Put that cigar outwhile you are in my store!""I bought this...Read the whole joke	13
19	Oscar was an unlucky sap. Having just spent megabucks on a skydiving... - Oscar was an unlucky sap. Having just spent megabucks on a skydiving class, he dove out of the airpl...Read the whole joke	13
20	A man is driving down the road and notices a car in the ditch... - A man is driving down the road and notices a car in the ditch. He doesn't usually help many people s...Read the whole joke	10
21	A dancing duck - A circus owner walked into a bar to see everyone crowded about a table watching a little show. On th...Read the whole joke	12
22	Unable to attend the funeral after his father died... - Unable to attend the funeral after his father died, a son who lived far away called his brother and ...Read the whole joke	13
23	The first time I went to a drug store to buy condoms... - The first time I went to a drug store to buy condoms, I was waited on by a beautiful young woman. Sh...Read the whole joke	10
24	How'd you get that black eye? - First man: How'd you get that black eye?Second man: I called some woman a two-bit whore.First man: S...Read the whole joke	14
25	Ralph and Charlie where playing the ninth hole at... - Ralph and Charlie where playing the ninth hole at the local country club when Ralph hit his tee shot...Read the whole joke	13
26	An attractive woman from New York was driving through a remote... - An attractive woman from New York was driving through a remote part of Texas when her car broke down...Read the whole joke	9
27	Two men went to the desert for a vacation... - Two men went to the desert for a vacation. They rented a camel and headed out. Five days later they ...Read the whole joke	12

#	Title	Category	Hits
1	Prostitute walks into a bar and asks the barman... - Prostitute walks into a bar and asks the bar man for two Bacardi's and coke. Bar man serves her and ...Read the whole joke	Situations	36
2	One day, a diver was enjoying the aquatic world... - One day, a diver was enjoying the aquatic world 20 feet below sea level. He noticed a guy at the sa...Read the whole joke	Situations	35
3	Fluffy died - This guy comes home from work one day to find his dog with the neighbor's pet rabbit in his mouth. T...Read the whole joke	Situations	31
4	First Aid Course - When a car skidded on wet pavement and struck a telephone pole, severalbystanders ran over to help t...Read the whole joke	Situations	29
5	Gimme some aspirin! - Joe has always had an uncontrollable twitch in hisleft eyelid since young. Fred has a splitting head...Read the whole joke	Situations	28

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