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#	Title	Hits
1	Just after Lorenna Bobbitt brutally cut off her husband's... - Just after Lorenna Bobbitt brutally cut off her husband's penis, she jumped into her car and sped aw...Read the whole joke	14
2	A woman enters a butcher shop and asks... - A woman enters a butcher shop and asks the counter assistant,"Do you have pigs ears?"The counter ass...Read the whole joke	17
3	A young woman stops into her local pharmacy to pick a supply... - A young woman stops into her local pharmacy to pick a supply of tampons for herself. She goes to the...Read the whole joke	15
4	A push - A man is in bed with his wife when there is a rat-a-tat-tat on the door.He rolls over and looks at h...Read the whole joke	16
5	Great roof - A rather well proportioned young lady, Joan, spent almost all of her vacation sunbathing on the roof...Read the whole joke	14
6	Royalty and W - At Heathrow Airport in England, a 300-foot red carpet was stretchedout to Air Force One and Presiden...Read the whole joke	17
7	The price is right - A successful businessman flew to Vegas for a weekend to gamble. He lostthe shirt off his back and ha...Read the whole joke	28
8	Communication problem - There was this Asian lady married to an American gentleman and theylived in Honolulu. The poor lady ...Read the whole joke	18
9	Six guys were playing poker when Smith loses... - Six guys were playing poker when Smith loses $500 on a single hand, clutches his chest and drops dea...Read the whole joke	20
10	Imagine you`re in a room with no windows and no doors... - Imagine you`re in a room with no windows and no doors,how do you get out?Stop imagining!Sent by Call...Read the whole joke	17
11	A girl and an elephant - Girl woke up in the morning after a party and found an Elephant in bedbeside her.She said "I must ha...Read the whole joke	15
12	Ass-corked - Two guys are in a locker room when one guy notices the other guy has acork in his ass. He says...Read the whole joke	22
13	Card games - A cleaning woman was applying for a new position. When askedwhy had she left her previous employment...Read the whole joke	13
14	A fortune teller - A man was wandering around a fairground and he happened to see afortune-teller's tent. Thinking it w...Read the whole joke	22
15	A woman walks into a shop that sells very expensive Persian rugs... - A woman walks into a shop that sells very expensive Persian rugs. She looks around and spots the per...Read the whole joke	14
16	Over the counter - A middle aged man, about 5 foot 8 inches tall, walks into a Walmartand asks where the pharmacy count...Read the whole joke	15
17	The dentist was called away from the dinner table to... - The dentist was called away from the dinner table to take an urgent phone call. It was Mr. Tuckerman...Read the whole joke	15
18	A girl from Texas and a girl from New York were seated... - A girl from Texas and a girl from New York were seated sideby side on an airplane. The girl from Tex...Read the whole joke	16
19	Seems that the traveling salesman was driving in the country... - Seems that the traveling salesman was driving in the country and his car broke down. He hiked severa...Read the whole joke	13
20	Six guys were playing poker when Smith loses $500... - Six guys were playing poker when Smith loses $500 on a single hand, clutches his chest and drops dea...Read the whole joke	16
21	A wild party - Sam has been in the computer business for 25 years and is finally sick of the stress. He quits his j...Read the whole joke	16
22	A young wife, her boorish husband and a young good looking... - A young wife, her boorish husband and a young good looking sailor wereshipwrecked on an island. One...Read the whole joke	19
23	A man and a woman who have never met before find themselves... - A man and a woman who have never met before find themselves in the same sleeping carriage of a train...Read the whole joke	14
24	A department store had to call off its special... - A department store had to call off its special summer sale in August because of a conflict -- its Ch...Read the whole joke	16
25	Fluffy died - This guy comes home from work one day to find his dog with the neighbor's pet rabbit in his mouth. T...Read the whole joke	28
26	The Smiths were unable to conceive children and decided... - The Smiths were unable to conceive children and decided to use a surrogate father to start their fam...Read the whole joke	20
27	Female guitar player shouting at her boyfriend... - Consider the following:Female guitar player shouting at her boyfriend in acrowded shopping mall: "Do...Read the whole joke	15

#	Title	Category	Hits
1	One day, a diver was enjoying the aquatic world... - One day, a diver was enjoying the aquatic world 20 feet below sea level. He noticed a guy at the sa...Read the whole joke	Situations	35
2	Prostitute walks into a bar and asks the barman... - Prostitute walks into a bar and asks the bar man for two Bacardi's and coke. Bar man serves her and ...Read the whole joke	Situations	29
3	Fluffy died - This guy comes home from work one day to find his dog with the neighbor's pet rabbit in his mouth. T...Read the whole joke	Situations	28
4	The price is right - A successful businessman flew to Vegas for a weekend to gamble. He lostthe shirt off his back and ha...Read the whole joke	Situations	28
5	My name is Brown - A tipsy guy in a bar stood and made the following speech, "I am white from head to toe. I am rich an...Read the whole joke	Situations	27

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