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#	Title	Hits
1	Age difference - What is the difference between girls aged:8, 18, 28, 38, 48, 58 and 68?At 8 - You take her to bed an...Read the whole joke	22
2	God made a man and then rested... - God made a man and then rested. God made a woman and then no one rested...Read the whole joke	19
3	What should you say if he asks you Am I your first? - What should you say if he asks you "Am I your first"?"You might be - you look familiar"...Read the whole joke	17
4	Two men were changing in the locker room after a game of tennis... - Two men were changing in the locker room after a game of tennis. Onenotices the other one is putting...Read the whole joke	18
5	Mother-in-law burial - Two friends meet each other on the street."Hello! Where are you coming from?" asked Bill."Oh, don't ...Read the whole joke	20
6	Last winter I was laid up at home with the flu... - Last winter I was laid up at home with the flu. My fiancee' called andvolunteered to come over and f...Read the whole joke	20
7	A story with a moral - While they were taking up the collection, John leaned forward and said, "Hey, Marie, how about you a...Read the whole joke	16
8	What do Marriage and a Tornado have in common? - What do Marriage and a Tornado have in common? Well you start off with a lot of blowing and then suc...Read the whole joke	22
9	I'll never forget the first time I saw my husband... - I'll never forget the first time I saw my husband, He was standing on a hill, his hair blowing in th...Read the whole joke	21
10	Robinson came home in great excitement and said to his wife... - Robinson came home in great excitement and said to his wife, "You'll never believe it, dear, but I'v...Read the whole joke	16
11	Congratulations - A man called the undertaker one afternoon and sobbed:"Come and bury my wife.""But I buried your wife...Read the whole joke	18
12	A somewhat drunk man feels a bald man's head... - A somewhat drunk man feels a bald man's head and says, "Say, your head feels just like my wife's ass...Read the whole joke	18
13	Difficult shot - Bob stood over his tee short on the 18th hole for what seemed like forever. He'd waggle, look down, ...Read the whole joke	17
14	In comparision - Dear Abby:I was married to Bill for three months and I didn't know he drank until one night he came ...Read the whole joke	18
15	Deadly disease - "My girl, Ginger, is going to die of syphilis," mumbles an angrybiker to one of his buddies. "No," s...Read the whole joke	17
16	Devil herself - A fellow's wife was very worried about her husband's heavy drinking and one night she decided to giv...Read the whole joke	17
17	Bad news - A mortician was working late one night. It was his job to examine the dead bodies before they were s...Read the whole joke	15
18	Not this time - There was a middle-aged couple that had two stunningly beautiful teenage daughters. They decided to ...Read the whole joke	19
19	Nothing but the truth - A married man was having an affair with his secretary. One day, their passions overcame them and the...Read the whole joke	16
20	Flies - A woman walked into the kitchen to find her husband stalking around with a fly swatter."What are you...Read the whole joke	23
21	Want to make love to you - He said - Since I first laid eyes on you, I've wanted to make love to you really badly.She said - W...Read the whole joke	19
22	Wife-taming method - Two married buddies are out drinking one night when one turns to theother and says, "You know, I don...Read the whole joke	18
23	Prescription - This woman walks into a pharmacy and asks the pharmacist for some arsenic. He asks "What for?"She sa...Read the whole joke	20
24	A Change Of Vows - During the wedding rehearsal, the groom approached the pastor with anunusual offer."Look, I'll give ...Read the whole joke	18
25	Indicator - A businessman entered a tavern, sat down at the bar, and ordered a doublescotch on the rocks. After ...Read the whole joke	19
26	Divorce decision - "Mr. Clark, I have reviewed this case very carefully," the divorce courtjudge said, "and I've decide...Read the whole joke	17
27	On inheritance - A little boy went up to his father and asked:"Dad, where did all of my intelligence come from?"The f...Read the whole joke	18

#	Title	Category	Hits
1	Jealousy - Mrs. Culpepper was almost in tears. "Oh Marie," she said to her maid, "I have reason to suspect that...Read the whole joke	Relationships Jokes	34
2	Scientists have discovered a food that diminishes a womans sex drive by 90 percent. - Scientists have discovered a food that diminishes a woman's sex drive by 90 percent. Wedding cak...Read the whole joke	Relationships Jokes	29
3	Some of the myths about marriage... - TOP15.Some of the myths about marriage... Husband and wife are getting all snugly in bed. Their pa...Read the whole joke	Relationships Jokes	26
4	A lady with a... - A lady with a large flowery hat was stopped at the church door by the usher. "Are you a friend of ...Read the whole joke	Relationships Jokes	23
5	Paralyzed - A big fat housewife is on her hands and knees, scrubbing the kitchen floor, when she suddenly yells ...Read the whole joke	Relationships Jokes	23

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