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#	Title	Hits	Rating
1	The number twelve goes to a bar - |A number twelve walks into a bar and asks the barman for a pint of beer."Sorry I can't serve you," ...Read the whole joke	35
2	Some very common traits in two drunks - |A man stumbles up to the only other patron in a bar and asks if he could buy him a drink. "Why of c...Read the whole joke	21
3	Some yogurt visits a local bar - |Two cartons of yogurt walk into a bar. The bartender, who was a tub of cottage cheese, says to them...Read the whole joke	21
4	Two men walked into a bar - |Two men walked into a bar.You would think at least one of them would have ducked....Read the whole joke	16
5	This tells me that I must be drunk - |A man walks into a bar and orders one shot. Then he looks into his shirt pocket and orders another ...Read the whole joke	18
6	I only ordered a double - |I walked into a bar the other day and ordered a double.The bartender brought out a guy who looked j...Read the whole joke	13
7	I bet I can bite both of my eyes - |A man walks into a bar has a few drinks and asks what his tab was. The bartender replies that it is...Read the whole joke	14
8	My girlfriend is out in the car - |A man had been drinking at the bar for hours when he mentioned something about his girlfriend being...Read the whole joke	16
9	I know you were drunk yesterday - |A fellow decides to take off early from work and go drinking. He stays until the bar closes at thre...Read the whole joke	12
10	Bad luck finding a place to hide - |A small balding man storms into a local bar and demands, "Gimme a double of the strongest whiskey y...Read the whole joke	18
11	I think I'll try a nicer approach - |Every night, after dinner, a man took off for the local tavern. He spent the whole evening there, a...Read the whole joke	13
12	Someone stole things from me - |A drunk phoned police to report that thieves had been in his car. "They've stolen the dashboard, th...Read the whole joke	13
13	Who keeps saying those things? - |A man walked in to a bar after a long day at work. As he began to drink his beer, he heard a voice ...Read the whole joke	12
14	A drunk orders himself a beer - |A man walks into the front door of a bar. He is obviously drunk. he staggers up to the bar, seats h...Read the whole joke	13
15	Top ten signs that you are too drunk - |10. You have to hold onto the lawn to keep from falling off the Earth.9. Mosquitoes catch a buzz af...Read the whole joke	13
16	There is a monkey in the bar - |A man walks into a bar and orders a beer. He takes his first sip and sets it down. While he is look...Read the whole joke	15
17	A pirate at the local bar discusses his past - |A seaman meets a pirate in a bar, and talk turns to their adventures on the sea. The seaman notes t...Read the whole joke	14
18	I'm trying to prove a point - |A man drinks a shot of whiskey every night before bed. After years of this, the wife wants him to q...Read the whole joke	15
19	The Beer Prayer - |Our lager,Which art in barrels,Hollowed be thy drink.I will be drunk,At home as in the travern.Give...Read the whole joke	15
20	I get so drunk that I imagine things - |The drunk was floundering down the alley carrying a box with holes on the side. He bumped into a fr...Read the whole joke	14
21	Driving home very drunk - |It seems a gentleman had too much alcohol at a party, was heading home, and was pulled over by a st...Read the whole joke	15
22	I'll trust you that you paid - |A man walks into a bar and has a couple of beers. Once he is donem the bartender tells him he owes ...Read the whole joke	18
23	This pill allows you to fly - |A man went into a bar in a high rise. He saw another man take a pill, take a drink, walk to the win...Read the whole joke	15
24	Free drinks for everyone - |One night, a drunk comes stumbling into a bar and says to the bartender: "Drinks for all on me incl...Read the whole joke	18
25	Who gave you those black eyes? - |A regular at Bob's Bar came in one evening sporting a matched pair of swollen black eyes that appea...Read the whole joke	15
26	If she went out with me - |A man had been out in the back woods for weeks, cutting logs. He was a bit scruffy and didn't smell...Read the whole joke	14
27	The wife is not speaking to me - |One night, this guy come into a bar and asks the bartender for a drink. Then he asks for another. A...Read the whole joke	14

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Popular Bar Jokes

#	Title	Category	Hits	Rating
1	The number twelve goes to a bar - |A number twelve walks into a bar and asks the barman for a pint of beer."Sorry I can't serve you," ...Read the whole joke	Bar Jokes	35
2	Furniture salesman - Two furniture salesman are sitting at the bar comiserating. One says, "Man! If I don't move some fur...Read the whole joke	Bar Jokes	27
3	Some yogurt visits a local bar - |Two cartons of yogurt walk into a bar. The bartender, who was a tub of cottage cheese, says to them...Read the whole joke	Bar Jokes	21
4	Some very common traits in two drunks - |A man stumbles up to the only other patron in a bar and asks if he could buy him a drink. "Why of c...Read the whole joke	Bar Jokes	21
5	Free drinks for everyone - |One night, a drunk comes stumbling into a bar and says to the bartender: "Drinks for all on me incl...Read the whole joke	Bar Jokes	18