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| 1 | Top 10 McGreevey jokes - TOP 10 McGreevey jokes.... 10 NJ state bird - swallow. 9 New Jersey Turnpike renamed Hershey Hi...Read the whole joke |
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| 2 | How many Los Angeles police officers does it take to beat up,,, - How many Los Angeles police officers does ittake to beat up a black motorist?None. He fell down the ...Read the whole joke |
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| 3 | How many politicians does it take to change a lightbulb? - How many politicians does it take to change a lightbulb?Two. One to change it, and another one to ch...Read the whole joke |
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| 4 | Our next targets - Now that Uday & Qusay have been eliminated, a lot of the lesser-knownHussein family members are comi...Read the whole joke |
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| 5 | US Attorney General John Ashcroft was visiting an elementary school... - US Attorney General John Ashcroft was visiting an elementary school.After fifteen minutes speaking h...Read the whole joke |
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| 6 | Why did the chicken cross the road? - Why did the chicken cross the road?- To escape an oppressive military regime....Read the whole joke |
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| 7 | Working With The FBI - Working With The FBIThe phone rings at FBI headquarters."Hello?""Hello, is this the FBI?""Yes. What ...Read the whole joke |
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| 8 | Little Melissa comes home from first grade and tells... - Little Melissa comes home from first grade and tells her father that they learned about the history ...Read the whole joke |
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| 9 | When white man found this land, Indians were running it... - When white man found this land, Indians were running it.There were:- No Taxes- No Debt- Plenty buffa...Read the whole joke |
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| 10 | Osama Cave Memo - Osama Cave Memo===============Hi guys. We've all been putting in long hours, but we've really come t...Read the whole joke |
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| 11 | A lying cheat - Dear Abby:My husband is a lying cheat. He tells me he loves me, but he has cheated our entire marria...Read the whole joke |
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| 12 | What did Chelsea say when Hillary asked if she had sex yet? - What did Chelsea say when Hillary asked if she had sex yet?"Not according to Dad."...Read the whole joke |
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| 13 | Fidel dies and goes to heaven... - Fidel dies and goes to heaven. When he gets there, St. Peter tells him that he is not on the list an...Read the whole joke |
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| 14 | Late one night, a mugger wearing a ski mask jumped... - Late one night, a mugger wearing a ski mask jumped into the pathof a well-dressed man and stuck a gu...Read the whole joke |
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| 15 | How many people work in the U.S. government? - One day a boy and his father were at the dining room tableworking on the boy's Social Studies homewo...Read the whole joke |
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| 16 | The politician was sitting at his campaign headquarters... - The politician was sitting at his campaign headquarters when the phone rang. He listened intently, a...Read the whole joke |
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| 17 | An IRS scam - WARNING! PLEASE READ IMMEDIATELY! THIS IS SERIOUS! If you get an envelope from a company called the ...Read the whole joke |
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| 18 | A letter to John Hinkley - Mr. John Hinkley St. Elizabeth Hospital Washington D.C. Dear John, Hillary and I just wanted to drop...Read the whole joke |
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| 19 | What does the band now play when Clinton enters the room? - What does the band now play when Clinton enters the room?Kneel to the Chief!...Read the whole joke |
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| 20 | What is George W. Bush's favorite town in Texas? - What is George W. Bush's favorite town in Texas?Kilgore,TX...Read the whole joke |
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| 21 | We, the people of Florida, are holding this election hostage... - We, the people of Florida, are holding this election hostage.When you, the people of the U.S., promi...Read the whole joke |
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| 22 | Bush as a post turtle - While suturing a laceration on the hand of a 90 year old man (he got his hand caught in a gate while...Read the whole joke |
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| 23 | George W. Bush was passing through an airplane terminal... - George W. Bush was passing through an airplane terminaland he noticed an old man in a long white rob...Read the whole joke |
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| 24 | A worldwide survey has been carried out with... - A worldwide survey has been carried out with the following question:"PLEASE, GIVE US YOUR OPINION ON...Read the whole joke |
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| 25 | Only in America do we use the word 'politics'... - Only in America... do we use the word 'politics' to describethe process so well: 'Poli' in Latin mea...Read the whole joke |
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| 26 | Presidential Election worries - Presidential Election'2000Dear Abby,I am a sailor in the US Coast Guard. My parents live in the subu...Read the whole joke |
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| 27 | Saddam HUSSEIN of Iraq wanted a special... - Saddam HUSSEIN of Iraq wanted a special postage stamp issued,with his picture on it. He so instructe...Read the whole joke |
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Popular Politics Jokes
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| 1 | The Australian liberal party announced today... - The Australian liberal party announced today that they arechanging their emblem to a condombecause i...Read the whole joke |
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| 2 | New Chemical Element Discovered - New Chemical Element Discovered The heaviest element known to science was recently discovered...Read the whole joke |
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| 3 | The Math Test - The Math Test California officials have determined that students would probably do better with math ...Read the whole joke |
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| 4 | How many politicians does it take to change a lightbulb? - How many politicians does it take to change a lightbulb?Two. One to change it, and another one to ch...Read the whole joke |
Politics Jokes | 24 | |
| 5 | How many people work in the U.S. government? - One day a boy and his father were at the dining room tableworking on the boy's Social Studies homewo...Read the whole joke |
Politics Jokes | 22 | |