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#	Title	Hits
1	What's worse than being raped by Jack the Ripper? - What's worse than being raped by Jack the Ripper?Getting fingered by Captain Hook!...Read the whole joke	21
2	What did the impatient helicopter say to its clumsy mechanic? - What did the impatient helicopter say to its clumsy mechanic?"Chop chop."...Read the whole joke	24
3	Little Mermaid - Three fellows walking along the beach noticed a mermaid sitting on a rock swishing her tail in the f...Read the whole joke	32
4	I saw a woman wearing a sweat shirt with... - I saw a woman wearing a sweat shirt with "Guess" on it.So I said "Implants?"...Read the whole joke	18
5	A hunter visited another hunter and was given a tour of his home... - A hunter visited another hunter and was given a tour of his home. In the den was a stuffed lion. The...Read the whole joke	23
6	Think quality - A lady swallowed a super Gillette razor blade and her doctor discovered that not only had she given ...Read the whole joke	20
7	What's pink and slowly turns red? - What's pink and slowly turns red?A baby chewing a razor blade....Read the whole joke	22
8	A dentis appointment - Two guys are susposed to meet at 4:30. Charley shows up at4:30 and waits. Finally, at almost 5:00, P...Read the whole joke	20
9	A young man was staying on a farm with his uncle and aunt... - A young man was staying on a farm with his uncle and aunt for the summer. One morning the aunt and u...Read the whole joke	17
10	A big bird - Once upon a time there was this guy who bought a hang glider and took it out to the mountains to fly...Read the whole joke	19
11	OUCH! - OUCH! A couple hobbled into a Washington emergency room covered in bloody restaurant towels. The man...Read the whole joke	21
12	Lorena Bobbitt had just cut off her husband's penis... - Lorena Bobbitt had just cut off her husband's penis. She was driving down the road, wondering what t...Read the whole joke	17
13	How did Captain Hook die? - Q: How did Captain Hook die?A: Jock itch....Read the whole joke	20
14	St. Peter meets Mother Theresa at the Gates Of Heaven... - St. Peter meets Mother Theresa at the Gates Of Heaven and says, "You were a good woman. I'm giving y...Read the whole joke	20
15	A game of golf - A man walked into the clubhouse and noticed a friend sitting in a corner wearing a neck brace.He sat...Read the whole joke	20
16	Ed and Ted met for the first time in twenty years... - Ed and Ted met for the first time in twenty years. "So, how's life been for you?" Ed asked."Not too ...Read the whole joke	18
17	A door-to-door vacuum salesman goes... - A door-to-door vacuum salesman goes to the first house in his newterritory. He knocks, a real mean ...Read the whole joke	21
18	A little girl was walking along a beach in California... - A little girl was walking along a beach in California whenshe came across a man with no clothes on a...Read the whole joke	19
19	The third wish - A young man fell in a pit one day, and found a magic lamp with a genie inside of it. The genie said,...Read the whole joke	20
20	Ashamed - Two men and a woman were the sole survivors of a pleasure cruise shipthat sank in the Bermuda Triang...Read the whole joke	24
21	It finally dawned - "How did it happen?" the doctor asked the middle-aged farmhand as he setthe man's broken leg."Well, ...Read the whole joke	19
22	A supermarket had a sale on boneless chicken breasts... - A supermarket had a sale on boneless chicken breasts, and a woman I know intended to stock up. At th...Read the whole joke	21
23	A really bad, terrible mistake - Fred goes to a doctor and says, "Doc, I want to be castrated." Doc says, "Look, I don't know...Read the whole joke	19
24	Changed my mind! - This bloke picks up woman at the local pub. They go for a romanticwalk down the street. They walk ha...Read the whole joke	17
25	The guy leered at the babe at the yacht-club... - The guy leered at the babe at the yacht-club. "Hey, baby, would you help me 'raise my mast'?""No th...Read the whole joke	19
26	I walked up to a really pretty girl at the bar... - I walked up to a really pretty girl at the bar the other night and said, "Hey, babe, can I buy you a...Read the whole joke	17
27	A caring son - It seems a farm boy accidentally overturned his wagon load of corn. The farmer who lived nearby hear...Read the whole joke	30

#	Title	Category	Hits
1	Little Mermaid - Three fellows walking along the beach noticed a mermaid sitting on a rock swishing her tail in the f...Read the whole joke	Ouch Jokes	32
2	A caring son - It seems a farm boy accidentally overturned his wagon load of corn. The farmer who lived nearby hear...Read the whole joke	Ouch Jokes	30
3	Paying bills - Walking up to a department store's fabric counter, a prettygirl asked, "I want to buy this material ...Read the whole joke	Ouch Jokes	28
4	Ashamed - Two men and a woman were the sole survivors of a pleasure cruise shipthat sank in the Bermuda Triang...Read the whole joke	Ouch Jokes	24
5	What did the impatient helicopter say to its clumsy mechanic? - What did the impatient helicopter say to its clumsy mechanic?"Chop chop."...Read the whole joke	Ouch Jokes	24

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