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#	Title	Hits	Rating
1	International airline - |Acronyms for International AirlinesItalyALITALIA = Always Late In The Air, Late In ArrivalALITALIA ...Read the whole joke	22
2	Teaching the child - |As a crowded airliner is about to take off, the peace is shattered by a 5-year-old boy who picks th...Read the whole joke	26
3	Training the blonde - |An airline captain was breaking in a very pretty new blonde stewardess. The route they were flying ...Read the whole joke	25
4	A Skydiving lesson - |All of these pilot and aviation jokes get me to thinking about my first skydiving instructor. Durin...Read the whole joke	22
5	Blonde goes flying - |A blonde went to a flight school insisting that she wanted to learn to fly. As all the planes were ...Read the whole joke	17
6	Dream flying planes - |Sue and Bob, a pair of tight wads, lived in the mid west, and had been married years.Bob had always...Read the whole joke	18
7	Story of my friend - |I have a friend who is a pilot on a 747.I said "Hi Jack."He shot me....Read the whole joke	34
8	Scary organization - |The most dangerous organization in America today is:a) The KKKb) The American Nazi Partyc) The Delt...Read the whole joke	18
9	An emergency landing - |According to "The Australian," an airliner recently encountered severe vibration in flight.The capt...Read the whole joke	20
10	Airlines running operating systems - |Here are some basic descriptions of what may happen if airplanes had different operating systems ru...Read the whole joke	21
11	Real flight announcements - |Occasionally, airline attendants make an effort to make the "in-flight safety lecture" and their ot...Read the whole joke	27
12	Fear of bombs on planes - |Aunt Bessie loved to visit her nieces and nephews. However, she had relatives all over the country....Read the whole joke	24
13	The world's smartest man? - |A pilot, Michael Jordon, Bill Gates, the Pope, and a pizza delivery man were all in a plane togethe...Read the whole joke	19
14	A plane flying in the 1930s - |In the early 1930's, a farmer and his wife went to a fair. The farmer was fascinated by the airplan...Read the whole joke	21
15	Half off these tickets - |USAir recently introduced a special half fare for wives who accompanied their husbands on business ...Read the whole joke	19
16	The loss of engines - |Two blondes were flying to Miami from Cleveland. Fifteen minutes into the flight, the captain annou...Read the whole joke	16
17	Top Things You Don't Want to Overhear Over an Airline P.A. System - |1. Ocean crossing flight: This is your Captain speaking, I just wanted to take this time to remind ...Read the whole joke	22
18	The plane is crashing into the ocean - |Flight fifty has a pretty rough time above the ocean. Suddenly a voice comes over the intercom: "La...Read the whole joke	20
19	The Christmas airport - |It was a few days before Christmas. The trip went reasonably well, and he was ready to go back home...Read the whole joke	16
20	Boarding from what gate? - |At the airport for a business trip, I settled down to wait for the boarding announcement at Gate 35...Read the whole joke	20
21	The blind skydiver - |A blind man was describing his favorite sport, parachuting. When asked how this was accomplished, h...Read the whole joke	22
22	Air Force One crashes - |Air Force One crashed in the middle of rural America. Panic stricken the Secret Service mobilized a...Read the whole joke	22
23	There is a blond on the plane - |A blonde gets an opportunity to fly to a nearby country. She has never been on an airplane anywhere...Read the whole joke	23
24	Are blind pilots flying? - |One day at a busy airport, the passengers on a commercial airliner are seated waiting for the pilot...Read the whole joke	22
25	The whole world could be happy - |Bill Clinton, Hillary Ramrod Clinton, Al Gore, and Tipper Gore are flying aboard Air Force 1 on the...Read the whole joke	19
26	Don't be on this flight - |"This is Captain Sinclair speaking. On behalf of my crew I'd like to welcome you aboard British Air...Read the whole joke	17
27	A blind pilot is flying this plane? - |I was flying from San Francisco to Los Angeles. By the time we took off, there had been a 45-minute...Read the whole joke	22

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Popular Aviation Jokes

#	Title	Category	Hits	Rating
1	Story of my friend - |I have a friend who is a pilot on a 747.I said "Hi Jack."He shot me....Read the whole joke	Aviation Jokes	34
2	Real flight announcements - |Occasionally, airline attendants make an effort to make the "in-flight safety lecture" and their ot...Read the whole joke	Aviation Jokes	27
3	Teaching the child - |As a crowded airliner is about to take off, the peace is shattered by a 5-year-old boy who picks th...Read the whole joke	Aviation Jokes	26
4	Training the blonde - |An airline captain was breaking in a very pretty new blonde stewardess. The route they were flying ...Read the whole joke	Aviation Jokes	25
5	Fear of bombs on planes - |Aunt Bessie loved to visit her nieces and nephews. However, she had relatives all over the country....Read the whole joke	Aviation Jokes	24