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#	Title	Hits	Rating
1	The Wrong Way - As a old man was driving down the freeway, his car phone rang.Answering, he heard his wife's voice u...Read the whole joke	37
2	Friends - Have you heard the one about the homosexual who wanted to enlarge the circle of his friends?...Read the whole joke	34
3	seconds to live - Man walks into the Doctors office. "I have the results of your test and I'm afraid your going to die...Read the whole joke	30
4	Gonna Get Lucky - A young man goes into a drug store to buy condoms.The pharmacist says the condoms come in packs of 3...Read the whole joke	25
5	All Aboard - A mother was working in the kitchen listening to her son playing with his new electric train in the ...Read the whole joke	357
6	what would happen if your dog's... - Did you ever stop to wonder what would happen if your dog's name was Mypenis?- Mypenis ate my homewo...Read the whole joke	27
7	Computer Diagnosis - One day Bill complained to his friend that his elbow really hurt. His friend suggested that he go to...Read the whole joke	18
8	Men Don't Like Safe Sex - What is a man's idea of safe sex? A padded headboard....Read the whole joke	23
9	Men Are Like Toilets.. - Men are like toilets -- either they're taken, or full of crap!...Read the whole joke	25
10	60 Things Not to Say to a Naked Guy - 1. I've smoked fatter joints than that. 2. Ahh, it's cute. 3. Who circumcised you? 4. Why don't we j...Read the whole joke	30
11	Sewage, Oh no - When a man attempted to siphon gasoline from a motor home parked on a Seattle street, he got much mo...Read the whole joke	49
12	Men say the smartest things when... - Men say the smartest things when they start the sentence with "A woman once told me..."...Read the whole joke	22
13	sperm - Why does it take 100 sperm to fertilize 1 egg?Because men won't stop for directions!...Read the whole joke	26
14	blonde - Why are dumb blonde jokes only one liners?So men can understand them!...Read the whole joke	23
15	50-50 relationship - What do men consider a 50-50 relationship?We cook, they eat! We clean, they dirty! We iron, they wri...Read the whole joke	19
16	why - Why do only 10% of men go to heaven?Because if they all went it would be hell!...Read the whole joke	21
17	what men hear when women speak - What a woman says: "This place is a mess C'mon, you and I need to clean up. Your stuff is lying on t...Read the whole joke	30
18	men chasing women - Why do men chase women they have no intention of marrying? For the same reason dogs chase cars they ...Read the whole joke	23
19	Black widow spiders - Why do black widow spiders kill their males after mating? To stop the snoring before it starts....Read the whole joke	27
20	Men at 35.. - A woman of 35 thinks of having children. What does a man of 35 think of? Dating children....Read the whole joke	22
21	Men and blondes - Why do men prefer blondes? Men always like intellectual company....Read the whole joke	21
22	About last night - After the annual office Christmas party blow-out, John woke up with a pounding headache, cotton-mout...Read the whole joke	24
23	Ears lookin at you! - A man with no ears is trying to find a new reporter for their news show. The first candidate walks i...Read the whole joke	20
24	New scientific element : MAN - Element Name: MANSymbol: XYAtomic Weight: (180 +/- 50)Physical properties: Solid at room temperature...Read the whole joke	24
25	Women vs. Dogs - Q: What's the difference between a dog barking on the front porch and a woman hollering on the back ...Read the whole joke	20
26	The 2 P's - What's the difference between a penis and a prick?A penis gives hours of fun, and a prick owns the p...Read the whole joke	23
27	If Men made the Rules - 1. Anything we said six or eight months ago is inadmissible in an argument. All comments become null...Read the whole joke	19

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Popular Men Jokes

#	Title	Category	Hits	Rating
1	All Aboard - A mother was working in the kitchen listening to her son playing with his new electric train in the ...Read the whole joke	Men Jokes	357
2	Sewage, Oh no - When a man attempted to siphon gasoline from a motor home parked on a Seattle street, he got much mo...Read the whole joke	Men Jokes	49
3	The Wrong Way - As a old man was driving down the freeway, his car phone rang.Answering, he heard his wife's voice u...Read the whole joke	Men Jokes	37
4	Friends - Have you heard the one about the homosexual who wanted to enlarge the circle of his friends?...Read the whole joke	Men Jokes	34
5	what men hear when women speak - What a woman says: "This place is a mess C'mon, you and I need to clean up. Your stuff is lying on t...Read the whole joke	Men Jokes	30