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#	Title	Hits
1	Can't remember - Doctor! I have a serious problem, I can never remember what i just said.When did you first notice th...Read the whole joke	25
2	This male prostitute contracted leprosy... - This male prostitute contracted leprosy.He did okay for a while, but then his business dropped off....Read the whole joke	38
3	Fred Dingaling - Fred DingalingA local law enforcement officer stops a car for traveling faster thanthe posted speed ...Read the whole joke	22
4	Broken leg - "How did it happen?" the doctor asked the middle-aged farmhand as he set the man's broken leg."Well,...Read the whole joke	193
5	Constipation problem - Old Aunt Dora went to her doctor to see what could be done about her constipation."It's terrible," s...Read the whole joke	35
6	This male prostitute contracted syphilis... - This male prostitute contracted syphilis.He did okay for a while, but then his business dropped off....Read the whole joke	105
7	Not a foot - An extremely drunk man looking for a whorehouse stumblesinto a Podiatrist's office instead and weave...Read the whole joke	24
8	What do you do if someone's having a seizure in a bathtub? - What do you do if someone's having a seizure in a bathtub?Throw in a load of laundry....Read the whole joke	89
9	What should you give a man who has everything? - What should you give a man who has everything? Penicillin...Read the whole joke	36
10	The evils of marijuana - A certain college professor was notorious for getting off the topic ofthe lecture, and on to his fav...Read the whole joke	38
11	Who's got my pen? - A doctor walked into a bank. Preparing to endorse a check, he pulled a rectal thermometer out of his...Read the whole joke	34
12	A man phones a mental hospital and asks the receptionist... - A man phones a mental hospital and asks the receptionist ifthere is anybody in room 27. She goes and...Read the whole joke	38
13	John and David were both patients in a Mental hospital... - John and David were both patients in a Mental hospital. One day, John suddenly dived into the deep e...Read the whole joke	29
14	The doctor looked at the woman who had come to him... - The doctor looked at the woman who had come to him for an examination. "Mrs. Brown, I have some good...Read the whole joke	36
15	A dentist is talking to his patient about the sanitary... - A dentist is talking to his patient about the sanitary problems some of his fellow dentists were fac...Read the whole joke	32
16	A woman goes to a psychiatrist and says... - A woman goes to a psychiatrist and says, "Doctor, you've got todo something about my husband -- he t...Read the whole joke	32
17	What's the definition of bravery? - What's the definition of bravery?A man with diarrhea chancing a fart!...Read the whole joke	36
18	A man is in a hospital bed completly wrapped up... - A man is in a hospital bed completly wrapped up in a body cast.One of the nurses gave him a rectal t...Read the whole joke	32
19	How do dentists become brain surgeons? - How do dentists become brain surgeons?When their drills slip....Read the whole joke	21
20	The patient came into the doctor's office... - The patient came into the doctor's office, suffering from amnesia.The doctor asked, "Have you ever h...Read the whole joke	38
21	Pneumonia - A man went to see his doctor because he was suffering from a miserablecold. His doctor prescribed so...Read the whole joke	70
22	A serious condition - A well respected surgeon was relaxing on his sofa one evening just afterarriving home from work. As ...Read the whole joke	22
23	Does pregnancy cause hemorrhoids? - Q: Does pregnancy cause hemorrhoids?A: Pregnancy causes anything you want to blame it for....Read the whole joke	45
24	Saving one of them - Doctor: We operated on your eyes and we've managed to save one of them.Patient: Oh, thank you very m...Read the whole joke	34
25	A psychiatrist met a friend and exclaimed... - A psychiatrist met a friend and exclaimed, "I heard you died.""But you see I'm alive ," smiled the f...Read the whole joke	22
26	An attractive young girl, chaperoned by an ugly old lady... - An attractive young girl, chaperoned by an ugly old lady,entered the doctor's office."We have come f...Read the whole joke	37
27	MY TWO DELICATE OPERATIONS - Humor story by Larry GravesWebsite: http://www.gravetimes.com/ ...Read the whole joke	35

#	Title	Category	Hits
1	Broken leg - "How did it happen?" the doctor asked the middle-aged farmhand as he set the man's broken leg."Well,...Read the whole joke	Medicine Jokes	193
2	This male prostitute contracted syphilis... - This male prostitute contracted syphilis.He did okay for a while, but then his business dropped off....Read the whole joke	Medicine Jokes	105
3	What do you do if someone's having a seizure in a bathtub? - What do you do if someone's having a seizure in a bathtub?Throw in a load of laundry....Read the whole joke	Medicine Jokes	89
4	Pneumonia - A man went to see his doctor because he was suffering from a miserablecold. His doctor prescribed so...Read the whole joke	Medicine Jokes	70
5	Does pregnancy cause hemorrhoids? - Q: Does pregnancy cause hemorrhoids?A: Pregnancy causes anything you want to blame it for....Read the whole joke	Medicine Jokes	45

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