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Lawyer Jokes
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| 1 | Need a new lawyer - |Warning Signs that you Might Need a Different Lawyer 1-) Your lawyer tells you that his last good c...Read the whole joke |
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| 2 | Knowing the facts - |The following is a true story, and this situation supposedly occurred in a real courtroom.At a tria...Read the whole joke |
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| 3 | Advice from lawyers - |George and Lenny decide to cross North America in a hot air balloon. However, neither were particul...Read the whole joke |
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| 4 | Merry Christmas law - |Merry Christmas in Legal TermsPlease accept without obligation, express or implied, these best wish...Read the whole joke |
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| 5 | Learning a lesson - |A prominent lawyer's son dreamed of following in his father's footsteps. After graduating from coll...Read the whole joke |
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| 6 | Demise of a partner - |One day while walking down the street a highly successful partner in a law firm was tragically hit ...Read the whole joke |
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| 7 | You're a lawyer if - |You Might Be A Lawyer If....You are charging someone for reading these jokes. The shortest sentence...Read the whole joke |
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| 8 | Halls of Justice - |A judge was annoyed to find that his car wouldn't start. He called a taxi, and soon one arrived at ...Read the whole joke |
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| 9 | Keep that a secret - |After many years of hard work, Joe rewarded himself with a long, luxurious stay at an exclusive Car...Read the whole joke |
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| 10 | History of lawyers - |Why God Created LawyersSatan was complaining bitterly to God, "You made the world so that it was no...Read the whole joke |
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| 11 | Talk to the judge - |A judge, bored and frustrated by a lawyer's tedious arguments, had made numerous rulings to speed t...Read the whole joke |
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| 12 | Unfit words to hear - |A woman was being questioned in a court trial involving slander. "Please repeat the slanderous stat...Read the whole joke |
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| 13 | Lawyers on a jury - |A trial had been scheduled in a small town, but the court clerk had forgotten to call in a jury pan...Read the whole joke |
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| 14 | Introduce lawyers - |"You are a cheat!" shouted the attorney to his opponent."And you're a liar!" bellowed the oppositio...Read the whole joke |
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| 15 | Fight to win a case - |A junior partner in a law firm was sent to a far away country to represent a long-term client accus...Read the whole joke |
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| 16 | Stupid attorneys - |A lawyer was on his cell phone, calling a locksmith."I locked my keys in my sports car!" said the n...Read the whole joke |
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| 17 | Light bulb lawyers - |Q: How many lawyers does it take to change a light bulb?A0: Three; one to do it and two to sue him ...Read the whole joke |
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| 18 | Who would steal? - |The two partners in a law firm were having lunch when suddenly one of them jumped up and said, "I h...Read the whole joke |
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| 19 | Drinking too much - |A man sat down at a bar, looked into his shirt pocket, and ordered a double scotch.A few minutes la...Read the whole joke |
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| 20 | A cold winter night - |Lorenzo Dow, an evangelist of the last century, was on a preaching tour when he came to a small tow...Read the whole joke |
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| 21 | Big ethical dilemma - |Upon seeing an elderly lady for the drafting of her will, the attorney charged her $100.She gave hi...Read the whole joke |
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| 22 | Helping a criminal - |When a person assists a criminal in breaking the law before the criminal gets arrested, we call him...Read the whole joke |
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| 23 | Offer legal advice - |Taylor was desperate for business, and was happy to be appointed by the court to defend an indigent...Read the whole joke |
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| 24 | Give him an orange - |One day in Contract Law class, Professor Jepson asked one of his better students, "Now if you were ...Read the whole joke |
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| 25 | Short legal laughs - |What are the three questions most commonly asked by lawyers?1. How much money do you have?2. Where ...Read the whole joke |
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| 26 | Newest horror movie - |Have you seen the current remake of the movie "Cape Fear?"It's about a deranged psychotic who is se...Read the whole joke |
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| 27 | Seashore with family - |A doctor was vacationing at the seashore with his family. Suddenly, he spotted a fin sticking up in...Read the whole joke |
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Popular Lawyer Jokes
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| 1 | The Godfather - The Godfather, accompanied by his attorney, walked into a room to meet with his accountant.The Godfa...Read the whole joke |
Lawyer Jokes | 40 |  |
| 2 | Excess billing hours - |A lawyer died and arrived at the pearly gates. To his dismay, there were thousands of people ahead ...Read the whole joke |
Lawyer Jokes | 38 | |
| 3 | Get away with murder - |Two prisoners are talking about their crimes:George: "I robbed a bank, and they gave me 20 years"He...Read the whole joke |
Lawyer Jokes | 32 | |
| 4 | Lawyers on a jury - |A trial had been scheduled in a small town, but the court clerk had forgotten to call in a jury pan...Read the whole joke |
Lawyer Jokes | 31 | |
| 5 | Free advice at social affairs? - |A doctor and a lawyer were attending a cocktail party when the doctor was approached by a man who a...Read the whole joke |
Lawyer Jokes | 30 | |