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Kids Jokes
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| 1 | stop for a glow worm - |When should you stop for a glow worm?When he has a red light!...Read the whole joke |
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| 2 | Where in earth have you been! - |What did the worm say to the other when he was late home?Where in earth have you been!...Read the whole joke |
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| 3 | make a glow worm happy - |How do you make a glow worm happy?Cut off his tail, he'll be de-lighted!...Read the whole joke |
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| 4 | which end of a worm is which - |How can you tell which end of a worm is which?Tickle it in the middle and see which end laughs!...Read the whole joke |
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| 5 | police glow worm - |How can you tell if you are looking at a police glow worm?it has a blue light!...Read the whole joke |
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| 6 | Maggot Thatcher! - |Who is the worm's Prime Minister?Maggot Thatcher!...Read the whole joke |
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| 7 | Noah's Ark in an apple - |Why didn't the two worms get on Noah's Ark in an apple?Because everyone had to go on in pairs!...Read the whole joke |
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| 8 | The Apple Corps! - |What is the maggot army called?The Apple Corps!...Read the whole joke |
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| 9 | worm's favorite band - |What is a worm's favorite band?Mud!...Read the whole joke |
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| 10 | Boring! - |What is life like for a wood worm?Boring!...Read the whole joke |
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| 11 | looking for bookworms - |Why did the sparrow go to the library?It was looking for bookworms!...Read the whole joke |
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| 12 | What's a glow worms favorite song? - |What's a glow worms favorite song?Wake me up before you glow glow!...Read the whole joke |
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| 13 | He was de-lighted! - |What happened to the glow worm who was squashed?He was de-lighted!...Read the whole joke |
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| 14 | Worm your way out of that one! - |What did the maggot say to his friend when he got stuck in an apple?Worm your way out of that one!...Read the whole joke |
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| 15 | A light meal! - |What makes a glow worm glow?A light meal!...Read the whole joke |
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| 16 | Because they're wrigleys! - |Why do worms taste like chewing gum?Because they're wrigleys!...Read the whole joke |
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| 17 | Light ale! - |What do you get if you cross a glow worm with some beer?Light ale!...Read the whole joke |
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| 18 | Have you ever tried worm pie? - |What's the difference between a worm and an apple?Have you ever tried worm pie?...Read the whole joke |
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| 19 | Sleep late! - |What is the best advice to give to worm?Sleep late!...Read the whole joke |
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| 20 | What do you get if you cross a glow worm with a python? - |What do you get if you cross a glow worm with a python?A 15 foot strip light that can strangle you ...Read the whole joke |
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| 21 | They can lighten your load! - |Why are glow worms good to carry in your bag?They can lighten your load!...Read the whole joke |
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| 22 | What did the maggot say to another? - |What did the maggot say to another?What's a nice maggot like you doing in a joint like this!...Read the whole joke |
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| 23 | A dirty kid! - |What do you get if you cross a worm and a young goat?A dirty kid!...Read the whole joke |
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| 24 | It's been nice gnawing you! - |What did the woodworm say to the chair?It's been nice gnawing you!...Read the whole joke |
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| 25 | A bookworm! - |What reads and lives in an apple?A bookworm!...Read the whole joke |
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| 26 | cross a worm and an elephant - |What do you get if you cross a worm and an elephant?Very big worm holes in your garden!...Read the whole joke |
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| 27 | The scum of the earth! - |What do worms leave round their baths?The scum of the earth!...Read the whole joke |
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Popular Kids Jokes
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| 1 | Stick insects! - |What lives in gum trees?Stick insects!...Read the whole joke |
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| 2 | Caterpillar jokes - |What does a caterpillar do on New Years Day?Turns over a new leaf!What is the definition of a cater...Read the whole joke |
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| 3 | Centipede jokes - |Why was the centipede late?Because he was playing "This little Piggy" with his baby brother!What do...Read the whole joke |
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| 4 | chameleon's motto - |What is a chameleon's motto?A change is as good as a rest!...Read the whole joke |
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| 5 | looking for bookworms - |Why did the sparrow go to the library?It was looking for bookworms!...Read the whole joke |
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