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#	Title	Hits
1	A Drunk Scottsman - There was a scottsman and he was too drunk to walk home from the bar. He decides to lay down a park...Read the whole joke	22
2	Jonesie The Great Lion Hunter - A small village was troubled by a man-eating lion. So its leaders senta message to the great hunter,...Read the whole joke	18
3	Two English sheep in a field - Two English sheep in a field.One says to the other "I'm not feeling very well"The other turns around...Read the whole joke	28
4	Three guys are in a plane, lost in fog... - Three guys are in a plane, lost in fog, and they don't knowwhere they are. The first guy says "I'll ...Read the whole joke	20
5	A pollster was taking opinions outside the United Nations... - A pollster was taking opinions outside the United Nations building in New York City. He approached f...Read the whole joke	25
6	A waitress walks up to one of her tables in... - A waitress walks up to one of her tables in a New York Cityrestaurant and notices that the three Jap...Read the whole joke	20
7	The wedding is off...no on! - All the farmers for a hundred miles around were attending the wedding of a young Australian couple. ...Read the whole joke	21
8	The Pope vs. the Queen - The Pope and Queen Elizabeth were standing on a balcony beaming at thousands of people in the foreco...Read the whole joke	22
9	What do they call condoms in Germany? - What do they call condoms in Germany?Weinerhosen...Read the whole joke	26
10	A tourist, visiting a small town in Israel... - A tourist, visiting a small town in Israel, came upon a statue dedicated to "The Unknown Soldier". A...Read the whole joke	19
11	I saw a pen in a store the other day... - I saw a pen in a store the other day. I picked it up and took a look at itcause it was prettier than...Read the whole joke	24
12	Australia... - Australia.Where men are real menAnd sheep are scared shitlessAnd where the term 'Going Down Under' m...Read the whole joke	17
13	A French guest, staying in a hotel in Edmonton... - A French guest, staying in a hotel in Edmonton phoned room service for some pepper"Black pepper, or ...Read the whole joke	19
14	What is the difference between a English actuary and... - What is the difference between a English actuary and a Sicilian actuary?An English actuary can tell ...Read the whole joke	22
15	What do Israeli soldiers do when they get bored? - Q: What do Israeli soldiers do when they get bored?A: They go over to the West Bank & the Gaza Strip...Read the whole joke	24
16	A visitor from Holland was chatting with his American... - A visitor from Holland was chatting with his American friend and was jokingly explaining about the r...Read the whole joke	19
17	A 10pm curfew was imposed in Belfast... - A 10pm curfew was imposed in BelfastEverybody had to be off the streets or risk being shot.However o...Read the whole joke	26
18	An American tourist is visiting China... - An American tourist is visiting China. After visiting all the tourist attractions he decides to inqu...Read the whole joke	23
19	A Pollock walks over the Red Light District in Amsterdam... - A Pollock walks over the Red Light District in Amsterdam when suddenlyhe notices a fine looking hook...Read the whole joke	26
20	An American was waiting on a London street corner... - An American was waiting on a London street corner. Anattractive English girl was passing by when a g...Read the whole joke	17
21	What do you call four sheep tied to a post in Cardiff (Wales)? - What do you call four sheep tied to a post in Cardiff (Wales)? A leisure centre....Read the whole joke	23
22	Greedy Kiwi - This aussie caught this Kiwi having a bit of fun with a sheep....."Mate", the aussie said, "Over the...Read the whole joke	18
23	Guns in a garden - An aging man lived alone in Ireland. His only son was in Long KeshPrison and he didn't know anyone w...Read the whole joke	19
24	How do you play Iraqi bingo? - How do you play Iraqi bingo?F18...B52...F18Sent by Onky...Read the whole joke	19
25	What do you call a Highlander with four sheep? - What do you call a Highlander with four sheep? A pimp...Read the whole joke	16
26	A roving reporter from the BBC was touring a remote part of... - A roving reporter from the BBC was touring a remote part of theScottish Highlands looking for materi...Read the whole joke	17
27	An Indian gentleman on his first visit to the USA... - An Indian gentleman on his first visit to the USA visited the foreignexchange to exchange some Rupee...Read the whole joke	18

#	Title	Category	Hits
1	Two English sheep in a field - Two English sheep in a field.One says to the other "I'm not feeling very well"The other turns around...Read the whole joke	Foreigners	28
2	What is brown and has holes in it? - What's brown and has holes in it? - Swiss Shit....Read the whole joke	Foreigners	26
3	A Pollock walks over the Red Light District in Amsterdam... - A Pollock walks over the Red Light District in Amsterdam when suddenlyhe notices a fine looking hook...Read the whole joke	Foreigners	26
4	A 10pm curfew was imposed in Belfast... - A 10pm curfew was imposed in BelfastEverybody had to be off the streets or risk being shot.However o...Read the whole joke	Foreigners	26
5	What do they call condoms in Germany? - What do they call condoms in Germany?Weinerhosen...Read the whole joke	Foreigners	26

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