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#	Title	Hits	Rating
1	How are you feeling? - |Farmer Brown decided his injuries from the accident were serious enough to take the trucking compan...Read the whole joke	21
2	Horse pulls the car - |An out-of-towner drove his car into a ditch in a desolated area. Luckily, a local farmer came to he...Read the whole joke	19
3	Mother-in-law killed - |A newlywed farmer and his wife were visited by her mother, who immediately demanded an inspection o...Read the whole joke	18
4	Try to grow chickens - |A New York City yuppie moved to the country and bought a piece of land. He went to the local feed a...Read the whole joke	16
5	Eat the watermelons - |A farmer in the country has a watermelon patch and upon inspection he discovers that some of the lo...Read the whole joke	21
6	Amazing talking cow - |A man's car stalled on a country road one morning. When the man got out to fix it, a cow came along...Read the whole joke	23
7	Politicians accident - |Politicians accidentA bus load of politicians were driving down a country road one afternoon, when ...Read the whole joke	18
8	Ploughing the land - |A husband and wife were driving down a country lane on their way to visit some friends. They came t...Read the whole joke	22
9	Texan farmer travels - |A Texan farmer goes to Australia for a vacation. There he meets an Aussie farmer and gets talking. ...Read the whole joke	19
10	Very hostile farmer - |A farmer and his brand new bride were riding home from the chapel in a wagon pulled by a team of ho...Read the whole joke	17
11	Visiting a rural farm - |Rush Limbaugh and his chauffeur were out driving in the country and accidentally hit and killed a p...Read the whole joke	19
12	Dem' smart city folk - |A man from the city is out plowing his field and gets his tractor stuck in the wet ground.A farmer ...Read the whole joke	17
13	Bug flew into a barn - |A farmer was milking his cow. He was just starting to get a good rhythm going when a bug flew into ...Read the whole joke	20
14	Helping your father - |A clergyman walking down a country lane and sees a young farmer struggling to load hay back onto a ...Read the whole joke	23
15	Giving away a horse - |A retiring farmer in preparation for selling his land, needed to rid his farm of animals. So he wen...Read the whole joke	18
16	Lacking all religion - |A very zealous soul-winning young preacher recently came upon a farmer working in his field. Being ...Read the whole joke	19
17	Gathering chickens - |The farmer's son was returning from the market with the crate of chicken's his father had entrusted...Read the whole joke	20
18	Winning Nobel prize - |A man is driving down a country road, when he spots a farmer standing in the middle of a huge field...Read the whole joke	19
19	Pig misunderstanding - |Howard County Police officers still write their reports by hand, and the data is entered later by a...Read the whole joke	16
20	Celebrating an event - |An aged farmer and his wife were leaning against the edge of their pig-pen when the old woman wistf...Read the whole joke	19
21	How are you doing? - |A lone tourist who is passing through the suburbs on the way to town by car, unfortunately experien...Read the whole joke	19
22	I flattened your cat - |Seems a guy was driving for hours thu desolate country when he passed a farmhouse, and before he co...Read the whole joke	17
23	Settling a cow case - |A big-city lawyer was representing the railroad in a lawsuit filed by an old rancher. The rancher's...Read the whole joke	15
24	Wife isn't in the car - |On a rural road a state trooper pulled this farmer over and said: "Sir, do you realize your wife fe...Read the whole joke	19

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Popular Farming Jokes

#	Title	Category	Hits	Rating
1	Helping your father - |A clergyman walking down a country lane and sees a young farmer struggling to load hay back onto a ...Read the whole joke	Farming Jokes	23
2	Amazing talking cow - |A man's car stalled on a country road one morning. When the man got out to fix it, a cow came along...Read the whole joke	Farming Jokes	23
3	Ploughing the land - |A husband and wife were driving down a country lane on their way to visit some friends. They came t...Read the whole joke	Farming Jokes	22
4	Eat the watermelons - |A farmer in the country has a watermelon patch and upon inspection he discovers that some of the lo...Read the whole joke	Farming Jokes	21
5	How are you feeling? - |Farmer Brown decided his injuries from the accident were serious enough to take the trucking compan...Read the whole joke	Farming Jokes	21