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#	Title	Hits
1	Rabbi's anniversary present - A Jewish congregation in New York honors its Rabbi for 25 years of serviceby sending him to Hawaii f...Read the whole joke	27
2	Who invented sex - A Greek and Italian were sitting down one day debating who had the superior culture. The Greek says...Read the whole joke	30
3	Why do they call it a "kilt"? - Why do they call it a "kilt"?Because a lot of people got kilt when they called it a skirt....Read the whole joke	15
4	What did Arafat say to Clinton? - What did Arafat say to Clinton?"Sheep don't talk, my friend."...Read the whole joke	17
5	What do you call a 300 pound woman in Minnesota? - What do you call a 300 pound woman in Minnesota?Anorexic...Read the whole joke	23
6	What did the German clockmaker say to the clock... - What did the German clockmaker say to the clock that only went 'tick, tick,tick'?'Ve haff vays of ma...Read the whole joke	17
7	Did you hear about the spanish fireman... - Did you hear about the spanish fireman who named his sone Hose A and Hose B?...Read the whole joke	26
8	There was this Eskimo girl who spent the night... - There was this Eskimo girl who spent the night with her boyfriend and nextmorning found out that she...Read the whole joke	22
9	What do Germans use for birth control? - What do Germans use for birth control?Their personalities!...Read the whole joke	22
10	A Jewish Mother - Hi Mom. Can I leave the kids with you tonight? You're going out? Yes. With whom? With a friend. I do...Read the whole joke	31
11	It was obvious - After months of negotiation with the authorities, aTalmudist from Odessa was granted permission to v...Read the whole joke	25
12	What do true rednecks do on Halloween? - What do true rednecks do on Halloween? - Pump kin....Read the whole joke	22
13	What is long, black, and smelly? - What is long, black, and smelly? - The unemployment line....Read the whole joke	28
14	What did the Jewish pedophile ask the little girl? - What did the Jewish pedophile ask the little girl? - "Hey, little girl, you want to buy some candy?"...Read the whole joke	29
15	An unfortunate situation - A lovely young Jewish girl was employed by a clothing firm in NewYork.She and her widowed mother sha...Read the whole joke	29
16	A historical example - A young boy had just gotten his driving permit. He asked his father,who was a rabbi, if they could d...Read the whole joke	19
17	Typical jewish mother - My mother is a typical Jewish mother.Once she was on jury duty. . .They sent her home. She insisted ...Read the whole joke	18
18	The right way to ask a question - A Jewish guy in a London hotel calls the operator and asks, in broken English with a heavy Lithuania...Read the whole joke	22
19	Greatest way to learn English - Mullah Nasrudin, wisest man in Islam, entered England of a visit."Do you have anything to declare?" ...Read the whole joke	20
20	All the same - An airplane takes off from the airport. The Captain is Jewish and the First Officer is Chinese. It's...Read the whole joke	19
21	A Jewish couple, are sitting together on an airplane flying... - A Jewish couple, are sitting together on an airplane flying to the Far East. Over the public address...Read the whole joke	19
22	Two men and one woman - Long, but pretty good:On a group of beautiful deserted islands in the middle of nowhere, the followi...Read the whole joke	22
23	Three Chinese daughters - A Chinese man had three daughters; he asked his eldest daughter what kind of man she would like to m...Read the whole joke	19
24	Why don't Jewish mothers drink? - Why don't Jewish mothers drink?Alcohol interferes with their suffering....Read the whole joke	20
25	Why Jewish women like Chinese food so much - The Harvard School of Medicine did a study of why Jewish women like Chinese food so much. The study ...Read the whole joke	23
26	If you take an Oriental person and spin him... - If you take an Oriental person and spin himaround several times, does he become disoriented?...Read the whole joke	21
27	What's the Arkansas state motto? - What's the Arkansas state motto?If you can't keep it in your pants keep it in the family.Sent by Mik...Read the whole joke	21

#	Title	Category	Hits
1	A Jewish Mother - Hi Mom. Can I leave the kids with you tonight? You're going out? Yes. With whom? With a friend. I do...Read the whole joke	Ethnic Jokes	31
2	Who invented sex - A Greek and Italian were sitting down one day debating who had the superior culture. The Greek says...Read the whole joke	Ethnic Jokes	30
3	An unfortunate situation - A lovely young Jewish girl was employed by a clothing firm in NewYork.She and her widowed mother sha...Read the whole joke	Ethnic Jokes	29
4	What did the Jewish pedophile ask the little girl? - What did the Jewish pedophile ask the little girl? - "Hey, little girl, you want to buy some candy?"...Read the whole joke	Ethnic Jokes	29
5	What is long, black, and smelly? - What is long, black, and smelly? - The unemployment line....Read the whole joke	Ethnic Jokes	28

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