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#	Title	Hits
1	Sweet, Sweet Road Rage - An elderly lady was stopped to pull into a parking space when a youngman in his new red Mercedes wen...Read the whole joke	23
2	Getting married - Jacob age 85, and Rebecca age 79 are all excited about their decision to get married. They go for a ...Read the whole joke	26
3	Perhaps you know why women over fifty don't have babies... - Perhaps you know why women over fifty don't have babies.They would put them down somewhere and forge...Read the whole joke	22
4	An old lady was standing at the railing of the cruise ship... - An old lady was standing at the railing of the cruise ship holdingher hat on tight, so that it would...Read the whole joke	26
5	A hearing problem - An elderly man thinking his wife was losing her hearing went about20' behind her and asked "Can you ...Read the whole joke	25
6	This old man in his eighties got up and was putting on... - This old man in his eighties got up and was putting on his coat.His wife said, "Where are you going ...Read the whole joke	22
7	Willy's rolling down the hall of a retirement home... - Willy's rolling down the hall of a retirement home actinglike he's driving a car, an orderly turns t...Read the whole joke	21
8	A young boy was visiting his grandfather's farm... - A young boy was visiting his grandfather's farm whenone day he walks out behind the barn and sees hi...Read the whole joke	20
9	An old couple is on a walk, when a pigeon flies by... - An old couple is on a walk, when a pigeon flies by anddeposits a poopy little present on the woman's...Read the whole joke	21
10	A little old lady walked into the bank... - A little old lady walked into the bank, cashed a small check, and started out. Passing the armed gua...Read the whole joke	21
11	How do you get four old ladies to say the F word? - How do you get four old ladies to say the F word?Have the fifth one say.... BINGO!...Read the whole joke	19
12	Joe still enjoyed chasing girls when he got to be 70... - Joe still enjoyed chasing girls when he got to be 70.When his wife was asked if she minded, she answ...Read the whole joke	23
13	Seems this elderly couple went to the clinic... - Seems this elderly couple went to the clinic and asked to be tested for HIV. When the counselor aske...Read the whole joke	20
14	A peculiar dress - Nancy & Betty, and Jim & Tom were in the old people's home. Nancy & Betty thought Jim & Tom weren't ...Read the whole joke	22
15	Take in a boarder - An elderly man tells the Doctor he is planning on marrying a women of 30, and would he have any sugg...Read the whole joke	26
16	An old man, Mr. Smith, resided in a nursing home... - An old man, Mr. Smith, resided in a nursing home. One day he went into thenurses' office and informe...Read the whole joke	28
17	Abe Lincoln - An older man wearing a stovepipe hat, a waistcoat and a phoney beard sat down at a bar and ordered a...Read the whole joke	26
18	Amicable old lady - "Dear Reyer School, God bless you for the beautiful radio I won at your recent senior citizen's lunc...Read the whole joke	19
19	Can't do - "What's wrong, sonny?" asked the old timer sympathetically, coming overto the little kid who was sit...Read the whole joke	21
20	What's the best thing about turning 65? - What's the best thing about turning 65?No more calls from insurance salesmen....Read the whole joke	132
21	An elderly couple, still very loving after all these years... - An elderly couple, still very loving after all these years, is shocked when the woman's doctor says ...Read the whole joke	20
22	Perfectly good eyesight - Two really old guys decided they would go out and try to play a round of golf together. They get on ...Read the whole joke	27
23	A use for Viagra - A man goes to visit his 85-year-old grandpa in the hospital. "How are you grandpa?" he asks."Feelin...Read the whole joke	19
24	A man was walking down the street when he noticed... - A man was walking down the street when he noticed his grandpa sitting on the porch, in the rocking c...Read the whole joke	21
25	Bending it further - The old man was saying to his doctor,"You know, Doc, when I was young, it was as hard as a rock. As ...Read the whole joke	19
26	Two old women were sitting on a bench waiting for their bus... - Two old women were sitting on a bench waiting for their bus. The buses were running late, and a lot ...Read the whole joke	25
27	What's the worst thing about having to kiss Grandma? - What's the worst thing about having to kiss Grandma?When the damn coffin lid falls and hits you in t...Read the whole joke	22

#	Title	Category	Hits
1	What's the best thing about turning 65? - What's the best thing about turning 65?No more calls from insurance salesmen....Read the whole joke	Elderly Jokes	132
2	Is it worth it? - Minutes before the cremation, the undertaker quietly sat down next to the grieving widow. "How old w...Read the whole joke	Elderly Jokes	80
3	An old man, Mr. Smith, resided in a nursing home... - An old man, Mr. Smith, resided in a nursing home. One day he went into thenurses' office and informe...Read the whole joke	Elderly Jokes	28
4	Orange penis - An old man goes to the doctor and says "Dr., I don't know what's wrongwith me. My dick is orange."T...Read the whole joke	Elderly Jokes	27
5	Perfectly good eyesight - Two really old guys decided they would go out and try to play a round of golf together. They get on ...Read the whole joke	Elderly Jokes	27

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