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#	Title	Hits
1	Old man's sperm cup - There was an elderly man who wanted to make his younger wife pregnant. So, he went to the doctor to ...Read the whole joke	186
2	Nun on the Bus - A guy is riding the bus when at a stop, the most beautiful woman he has ever seen gets on. The only ...Read the whole joke	124
3	Whats a Australian Kiss.. - What's an Australian kiss?The same thing as a French kiss, only down under!...Read the whole joke	127
4	Cucumber&pickle - A cucumber and a pickle were having a conversation. The pickle said to the cucumber, "I got it bad m...Read the whole joke	83
5	The 3 holes - A guy's car breaks down in the middle of town, and he looks for a hotel to stay in while he waits fo...Read the whole joke	61
6	Girl's School - The biology teacher at the all-girls academy was handing back a test on the male anatomy. "I don't u...Read the whole joke	46
7	wooo mama! - One day a kid asks his mom if he can take a shower with her. She says, "Sure son, but don't look up ...Read the whole joke	51
8	Speaking of Sex - A gentleman is permitted to join a private club. The initiation consists of holding an unprepared on...Read the whole joke	53
9	Speed Limit - What's the speed limit of sex?68 cause at 69 you gotta turn around...Read the whole joke	46
10	The Hundred Nuns - One day in the convent the nuns had their morning prayer session. At the end of the prayer session t...Read the whole joke	43
11	Old Beach Babe - Two elderly ladies are sitting on the front porch, doing nothing. One lady turns and asks, "Do you s...Read the whole joke	45
12	Starch in your Shorts - Grampa and Billy were working out in the garden. Grampa spies Billy trying to put a worm back into t...Read the whole joke	42
13	May September Marriage - A 90 year old man shows up for a physical. He tells the doctor he is about to marry a 20 year old gi...Read the whole joke	37
14	101 Things Not To Say During Sex - But everybody looks funny naked! You woke me up for that? Did I mention the video camera? Do you sme...Read the whole joke	53
15	Three Nuns - Three nuns were talking one sunny day in June. The first nun said, "I was cleaning in Father's room ...Read the whole joke	37
16	Pre-Nuptial Agreements - A secretary for a foreign embassy was entertaining a wealthy foreign ambassador during lunch at a ve...Read the whole joke	33
17	Hired Help - A man dials his home and a strange woman answers. The man says, "Who is this?" "This is the maid," a...Read the whole joke	34
18	That IS The Only Difference - What's the difference between light and hard? You can go to sleep with the light on....Read the whole joke	30
19	Sunday School - Little Mary was not the best student in Sunday school. Usually she slept through the class. One day ...Read the whole joke	32
20	Foot Tall - A guy walks into a bar and sits down next to a man who has a burlap sack and a little guy about a fo...Read the whole joke	40
21	College Rules - On the first day of college, the Dean addressed the students, pointing out some of the rules: "The f...Read the whole joke	35
22	Abstinence - Three couples went in to see the minister to see how to become members of his church.The minister sa...Read the whole joke	46
23	Little Carrie likes to screw - It's the Spring of 1957 and Bobby goes to pick up his date. He's a pretty hip guy with his own car. ...Read the whole joke	34
24	Reload. - A guy finally gets a date with an easy blonde. To prepare for the date he sunbathes in the nude on h...Read the whole joke	38
25	Blonde & KFC (Kentucy Fried Chicken) - What do a Blonde and KFC have in common?After your done with the breast and the thigh all you have l...Read the whole joke	40
26	Dirty minds - Q) What does a vibrator and soybeans have in common?A)They are both meat substitutes!!!!...Read the whole joke	36
27	The old mans bird - Theres an old man laying on the beach nakedand a little girl was pasing buy she stops and stairs at ...Read the whole joke	30

#	Title	Category	Hits
1	Old man's sperm cup - There was an elderly man who wanted to make his younger wife pregnant. So, he went to the doctor to ...Read the whole joke	Dirty Jokes	186
2	Whats a Australian Kiss.. - What's an Australian kiss?The same thing as a French kiss, only down under!...Read the whole joke	Dirty Jokes	127
3	Nun on the Bus - A guy is riding the bus when at a stop, the most beautiful woman he has ever seen gets on. The only ...Read the whole joke	Dirty Jokes	124
4	Cucumber&pickle - A cucumber and a pickle were having a conversation. The pickle said to the cucumber, "I got it bad m...Read the whole joke	Dirty Jokes	83
5	Parrrot boy & daddy - There was this punk who got on a bus. He sat next to an old man who started staring at him, because ...Read the whole joke	Dirty Jokes	62

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