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#	Title	Hits	Rating
1	The Cow and the Chicken - So there is a cow and a chicken. And the cow goes... Baak!Baak! LOL (why would a cow go baak!?!) LOL...Read the whole joke	22
2	Math - Why is math always sad?Because it has too many problems....Read the whole joke	27
3	God vs Satan - And God populated the earth with broccoli and cauliflower and spinach and green and yellow vegetable...Read the whole joke	31
4	Did you ever wonder? - Can you cry under water?How important does a person have to be before they are considered assassinat...Read the whole joke	23
5	Final Examination - Three patients in a mental institution prepare for an examination given by the head psychiatrist. If...Read the whole joke	25
6	Had too much Christmas cheer? - 1. You know you have if you... notice your tie sticking out of your fly. 2. Someone uses your tongue...Read the whole joke	24
7	Bigfoot - Why did the runner quit the race against bigfoot?He couldn't face defeet!!...Read the whole joke	21
8	You're so dumb... - You're so dumb, you stare at an orange juice can just because it says concentrate....Read the whole joke	95
9	Chinese and Spielberg - A Chinese man walks into a bar in America late one night and he seesSteven Spielberg. As he was a gr...Read the whole joke	21
10	A Son's Love - An old man lived alone in Ireland. He wanted to dig his potato garden, but it was very hard work.His...Read the whole joke	20
11	Whats the diffrence - whats the differance between a camera and a sock???A camera takes photos and a sock takes 5 toes......Read the whole joke	18
12	.....olympics - Why isn't Mexico in the olympics?...Because everyone that can swim, jump, climb, and sprint are alre...Read the whole joke	19
13	Proof That Santa Doesn't Exist - For Nerds! - There are approximately two billion children (persons under 18) in the world. However, since Santa d...Read the whole joke	29
14	50 Fun Things To Do In An Elevator - 1. Make race car noises when anyone gets on or off.2. Blow your nose and offer to show the contents ...Read the whole joke	20
15	45 Cool Things To Do In A College Dorm Shower Stall - 1. Enter the stall, shower for about 3 minutes, then scream really loudly, exclaiming, "I didn't kno...Read the whole joke	18
16	Top Ten Subtle Differences Between College And Hell - 10. It doesn't snow in Hell.9. Everyone has heard of Hell.8. It's more fun getting into Hell.7. You ...Read the whole joke	19
17	How To Be Annoying (A Guide) - Adjust the tint on your TV so that all the people are green, and insist to others that you "like it ...Read the whole joke	22
18	You know you drink too much coffee when... - 1. Juan Valdez names his mule after you.2. You chew on your roommate's fingernails. 3. You can jump-...Read the whole joke	18
19	Accountants and Engineers on a Train - Three engineers and three accountants are traveling by train to a conference. At the station, the th...Read the whole joke	28
20	You Know You're Out Of College When... - 1. Your salary is less than your tuition.2. Your potted plants stay alive.3. Shacking in a twin-size...Read the whole joke	21
21	10 Signs Your Amish Teen's In Trouble - 10. Sometimes stays in bed till after 6 am.9. In his sock drawer, you find pictures of women without...Read the whole joke	22
22	Death becomes nerd - A truck driver hauling a tractor-trailer load of computers stops in a bar for a beer. As he approach...Read the whole joke	23
23	a nerd, a nude, and a bike - A nerd was walking on campus one day when his friend, another nerd, rode up on an incredible shiny n...Read the whole joke	20
24	irish ... light bulb joke - How many Irishmen does it take to replace a light bulb?30, 2 to hold the light bulb and 28 to drink ...Read the whole joke	17
25	Jump out of the plane! - An Englishman, Frenchman, Mexican, and Texan were flying across country on a small plane when the pi...Read the whole joke	26
26	What's on your back? - A German, an American, and a Mexican are traveling in the Amazon, and they get captured.The head of ...Read the whole joke	18
27	Mohammed and Douglas Adams - Q: What do Mohammed and Douglas Adams have in common?A: A deep, abiding respect for the value of a t...Read the whole joke	22

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Popular Clean Jokes

#	Title	Category	Hits	Rating
1	You're so dumb... - You're so dumb, you stare at an orange juice can just because it says concentrate....Read the whole joke	Clean Jokes	95
2	God vs Satan - And God populated the earth with broccoli and cauliflower and spinach and green and yellow vegetable...Read the whole joke	Clean Jokes	31
3	Proof That Santa Doesn't Exist - For Nerds! - There are approximately two billion children (persons under 18) in the world. However, since Santa d...Read the whole joke	Clean Jokes	29
4	Accountants and Engineers on a Train - Three engineers and three accountants are traveling by train to a conference. At the station, the th...Read the whole joke	Clean Jokes	28
5	Math - Why is math always sad?Because it has too many problems....Read the whole joke	Clean Jokes	27