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Top Readed Jokes

#	Title	Category	Hits	Rating
1	All Aboard - A mother was working in the kitchen listening to her son playing with his new electric train in the ...Read the whole joke	Men Jokes	211
2	Famous people - Eugene d'Albert (noted German composer) was married six times. At an evening reception which he at...Read the whole joke	Miscellaneous	117
3	Old man's sperm cup - There was an elderly man who wanted to make his younger wife pregnant. So, he went to the doctor to ...Read the whole joke	Dirty Jokes	115
4	Broken leg - "How did it happen?" the doctor asked the middle-aged farmhand as he set the man's broken leg."Well,...Read the whole joke	Medicine Jokes	94
5	What's the best thing about turning 65? - What's the best thing about turning 65?No more calls from insurance salesmen....Read the whole joke	Elderly Jokes	87
6	Stop redundancy - |The Committee for the Reduction of Redundancy and the Antiproliferation of Repetition has decided n...Read the whole joke	Language Jokes	82
7	Stick insects! - |What lives in gum trees?Stick insects!...Read the whole joke	Kids Jokes	74
8	Nun on the Bus - A guy is riding the bus when at a stop, the most beautiful woman he has ever seen gets on. The only ...Read the whole joke	Dirty Jokes	73
9	What is the meaning of life? - What is the meaning of life?All evidence to date suggests it's chocolate....Read the whole joke	Religion Jokes	73
10	Army fitness report - |British Military Officer Fitness ReportsThe British Military writes OFR's (officer fitness reports)...Read the whole joke	Military Jokes	71
11	French horn jokes - |Q: What do you get when you cross a French horn player with a goal post?A: A goal post that can't m...Read the whole joke	Instrument Jokes	70
12	Did you hear about the dyslectic agnostic with insomnia? - Q: Did you hear about the dyslectic agnostic with insomnia?A: He used to lay awake at night wonderin...Read the whole joke	Religion Jokes	69
13	The Ideal Date - IDEAL DATEAt 17 Triple Stephen King feature at a drive-in 25 "Split the ...Read the whole joke	Men Jokes	68
14	Whats a Australian Kiss.. - What's an Australian kiss?The same thing as a French kiss, only down under!...Read the whole joke	Dirty Jokes	65
15	Wife comes home to find the old man shagging the dog... - Wife comes home to find the old man shagging the dog in the front room. "My God Henry", she screams,...Read the whole joke	Sex Jokes	65
16	Sacramento Kings Fan or Lakers Fan? - A Kindergarten teacher tells her class she's a BIG Lakers fan.She's really excited about it and asks...Read the whole joke	Practical Jokes	64
17	What the difference between true love and herpes? - What the difference between true love and herpes? - Herpes lasts forever...Read the whole joke	Sex Jokes	62
18	High military ranks - |When little Reggie was inducted into the Army, he was advised to act tough."That's the only way to ...Read the whole joke	Military Jokes	59
19	Vocal jokes - |Q: How do you tell when your lead singer is at the door?A: He can't find the key and doesn't know w...Read the whole joke	Instrument Jokes	58
20	Daylight savings time - Daylight Spending TimeWhen I was in junior high school my mother played agood trick on my father. Sh...Read the whole joke	April Fools Jokes	57
21	What's the difference between a duck and a cow? - What's the difference between a duck and a cow? They both swim, except for the cow....Read the whole joke	Animal World	54
22	What did Mr. Spock find in the toilet? - What did Mr. Spock find in the toilet? The Captain's log....Read the whole joke	Miscellaneous	54
23	Statistical one-liners - |A new government 10 year survey cost $3,000,000,000 revealed that 3/4 of the people in America make...Read the whole joke	Stats/Math Jokes	54
24	Pneumonia - A man went to see his doctor because he was suffering from a miserablecold. His doctor prescribed so...Read the whole joke	Medicine Jokes	53
25	This male prostitute contracted syphilis... - This male prostitute contracted syphilis.He did okay for a while, but then his business dropped off....Read the whole joke	Medicine Jokes	53

Random Jokes

#	Title	Category	Hits	Rating
1	You're so dumb... - You're so dumb, you stare at an orange juice can just because it says concentrate....Read the whole joke	Clean Jokes	48
2	Why the Lesbian tennis star could not compete in the Dutch Open? - Q. Why couldn't the Lesbian tennis star compete in the Dutch Open?A. She got her finger caught in a ...Read the whole joke	Sports Jokes	7
3	Fishermen meet - |When Fishermen Meet"Hiyamac""Lobuddy""Binearlong?""Coplours""Cetchenny?""Goddafew""Kindarthay?""Bas...Read the whole joke	Camping Jokes	16
4	A husky foreigner, looking for sex... - A husky foreigner, looking for sex, accepted a prostitute's terms. When she undressed, he noticed ...Read the whole joke	Sex Jokes	8
5	What is the difference between women and men? - What's the difference between women and men? One has morning sickness, the other has morning st...Read the whole joke	Women Jokes	7
6	Two fags were walking down the street and... - Two fags were walking down the street and passed a handsome guy. Onefag turned to the other and sai...Read the whole joke	Science Jokes	13
7	Rabbi Stern rides his bike down the road, when... - Rabbi Stern rides his bike down the road, when a truck careens around =the corner, out of control, a...Read the whole joke	Religion Jokes	6
8	Nothing changed - On the eve of the couple's tenth wedding anniversary, the still slim wife was bragging about her f...Read the whole joke	Relationships Jokes	8
9	A peculiar birthday card - This blonde goes into the drugstore looking for a birthday card. Sheasks the clerk if they have any ...Read the whole joke	Blonds Jokes	6
10	What's the difference between Courtney Love and Wayne Gretzky? - What's the difference between Courtney Love and Wayne Gretzky?Wayne takes a shower after 3 periods....Read the whole joke	Celebrities Jokes	19
11	New weapon Chicken Gun - |Flash - New Weapon in America's Arsenal - Dubbed 'The Chicken Gun'Senate majority leader Howard H. ...Read the whole joke	Military Jokes	5
12	Business is business - A young Jewish boy starts attending public school in a smalltown. The teacher of the one-room school...Read the whole joke	Ethnic Jokes	7
13	Not a foot - An extremely drunk man looking for a whorehouse stumblesinto a Podiatrist's office instead and weave...Read the whole joke	Medicine Jokes	17
14	Story about infinity - |A very large mathematical convention was held in Las Vegas. The conventioneers filled two hotels, e...Read the whole joke	Stats/Math Jokes	13
15	A construction worker was whistling... - A construction worker was whistling and verbally harassinga young girl as she walked by the construc...Read the whole joke	Situations	11
16	Tied in an election - |The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the story is most lik...Read the whole joke	Real Jokes	10
17	A young, freshly minted lieutenant... - A young, freshly minted lieutenant was sent to Bosnia as part of the peace keeping mission. During a...Read the whole joke	War Jokes	12
18	So there were two guys on a roof, pounding nails... - So there were two guys on a roof, pounding nails. One guy pounded a nail in, then picked up another....Read the whole joke	Blonds Jokes	7
19	For many years, the border between Poland and Russia... - For many years, the border between Poland and Russia was volatile. Due to a political shift, a farm...Read the whole joke	Ethnic Jokes	6
20	What is the penalty for bigamy? - Question: What's the penalty for bigamy?Answer: Two mothers-in-law...Read the whole joke	Relationships Jokes	7
21	Dictionary for women - |Argument (ar*gyou*ment) n. A discussion that occurs when you're right, but he just hasn't realized ...Read the whole joke	Gender Jokes	7
22	The manager of a large city zoo was drafting a letter to order... - The manager of a large city zoo was drafting a letter to order a pair of animals. He sat at his comp...Read the whole joke	Animal World	7
23	Oprectomy - Oprectomy KENMORE HOSPITAL 61 COMMONWEALTH AVE. ...Read the whole joke	Medicine Jokes	7
24	The Speed of Time by Age - The Speed of Time by Age 0-9 Extremely slow. Even a trip to the store with Mom seems like going ...Read the whole joke	Miscellaneous	7
25	The baseball demands - |Top Baseball Player Demands From Late Show with David Letterman; Friday, August 12, 1994 In case an...Read the whole joke	Sport Jokes	10

Top Voted Jokes

#	Title	Category	Hits	Rating
1	You're so dumb... - You're so dumb, you stare at an orange juice can just because it says concentrate....Read the whole joke	Clean Jokes	48
2	Environment - The EPA is conducting a $700,000 dollar study to see if Alaskan trees are polluting Oregon forests. ...Read the whole joke	Comedian Jokes	44
3	Parrrot boy & daddy - There was this punk who got on a bus. He sat next to an old man who started staring at him, because ...Read the whole joke	Dirty Jokes	23
4	Cucumber&pickle - A cucumber and a pickle were having a conversation. The pickle said to the cucumber, "I got it bad m...Read the whole joke	Dirty Jokes	39
5	Whats a Australian Kiss.. - What's an Australian kiss?The same thing as a French kiss, only down under!...Read the whole joke	Dirty Jokes	65
6	What's the difference between a duck and a cow? - What's the difference between a duck and a cow? They both swim, except for the cow....Read the whole joke	Animal World	54
7	Three men: a philosopher, a mathematician and an idiot... - Three men: a philosopher, a mathematician and an idiot,were out riding in the car when it crashed in...Read the whole joke	Miscellaneous	42
8	Life Science Final Exam - The not necessarily well-prepared student sat in his life scienceclassroom staring at a question on ...Read the whole joke	Women Jokes	39
9	Army fitness report - |British Military Officer Fitness ReportsThe British Military writes OFR's (officer fitness reports)...Read the whole joke	Military Jokes	71
10	Disorderly conduct - |Three men stood before a judge on a charge of drunk and disorderly conduct in a public park.Judge: ...Read the whole joke	Police Jokes	32
11	Old man's sperm cup - There was an elderly man who wanted to make his younger wife pregnant. So, he went to the doctor to ...Read the whole joke	Dirty Jokes	115
12	Physical training job - |The physical training instructor was drilling a platoon of soldiers."I want every man to lie on his...Read the whole joke	Military Jokes	40
13	Nun on the Bus - A guy is riding the bus when at a stop, the most beautiful woman he has ever seen gets on. The only ...Read the whole joke	Dirty Jokes	73
14	Racoon Joke - Why did the raccoon cross the road? He didn't, he got hit by a car....Read the whole joke	Animal Jokes	51
15	Famous people - Eugene d'Albert (noted German composer) was married six times. At an evening reception which he at...Read the whole joke	Miscellaneous	117
16	What do you do if someone's having a seizure in a bathtub? - What do you do if someone's having a seizure in a bathtub?Throw in a load of laundry....Read the whole joke	Medicine Jokes	44
17	Colombian computer joke - Why did a group of Columbians run away from a computer lab.Because the computer said you have perfor...Read the whole joke	Computer Jokes	48
18	Customer support logs - |Actual dialog of a former Customer Support employee: Support: "Ridge Hall computer assistant; may I...Read the whole joke	Computing Jokes	42
19	French horn jokes - |Q: What do you get when you cross a French horn player with a goal post?A: A goal post that can't m...Read the whole joke	Instrument Jokes	70
20	A homosexual walked into a delicatessen and... - A homosexual walked into a delicatessen and asked the shopkeeper for a large knob of salami."Would y...Read the whole joke	Science Jokes	44
21	Vampire Bat - A vampire bat came flapping in from the night covered in fresh blood and parked himself on the roof ...Read the whole joke	Animal Jokes	46
22	Dog named Sex - Everybody I know who has a dog usually calls him "Rover" or "Spot". I call mine Sex. Now, Sex has be...Read the whole joke	Animal Jokes	44
23	Ant and Elephant have romance - An ant and an elephant share a night of romance. The next morning the ant wakes up and the elephant ...Read the whole joke	Animal Jokes	51
24	Difference between a cat and a dog... - A dog thinks: Hey, these people I live with feed me, love me, provide me with a nice warm, dry house...Read the whole joke	Animal Jokes	35
25	rabbits chased by wolf - Two rabbits were being chased by a pack of wolves. The wolves chased the rabbits into a thicket. Aft...Read the whole joke	Animal Jokes	34