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Category |
Hits |
Rating |
| 1 |
All Aboard - A mother was working in the kitchen listening to her son playing with his new electric train in the ...Read the whole joke |
Men Jokes |
219 |
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| 2 |
Famous people - Eugene d'Albert (noted German composer) was married six times. At an evening reception which he at...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
119 |
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| 3 |
Old man's sperm cup - There was an elderly man who wanted to make his younger wife pregnant. So, he went to the doctor to ...Read the whole joke |
Dirty Jokes |
116 |
 |
| 4 |
Broken leg - "How did it happen?" the doctor asked the middle-aged farmhand as he set the man's broken leg."Well,...Read the whole joke |
Medicine Jokes |
95 |
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| 5 |
What's the best thing about turning 65? - What's the best thing about turning 65?No more calls from insurance salesmen....Read the whole joke |
Elderly Jokes |
88 |
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| 6 |
Stop redundancy - |The Committee for the Reduction of Redundancy and the Antiproliferation of Repetition has decided n...Read the whole joke |
Language Jokes |
83 |
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| 7 |
Stick insects! - |What lives in gum trees?Stick insects!...Read the whole joke |
Kids Jokes |
75 |
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| 8 |
Nun on the Bus - A guy is riding the bus when at a stop, the most beautiful woman he has ever seen gets on. The only ...Read the whole joke |
Dirty Jokes |
74 |
 |
| 9 |
What is the meaning of life? - What is the meaning of life?All evidence to date suggests it's chocolate....Read the whole joke |
Religion Jokes |
74 |
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| 10 |
Army fitness report - |British Military Officer Fitness ReportsThe British Military writes OFR's (officer fitness reports)...Read the whole joke |
Military Jokes |
72 |
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| 11 |
French horn jokes - |Q: What do you get when you cross a French horn player with a goal post?A: A goal post that can't m...Read the whole joke |
Instrument Jokes |
71 |
 |
| 12 |
Did you hear about the dyslectic agnostic with insomnia? - Q: Did you hear about the dyslectic agnostic with insomnia?A: He used to lay awake at night wonderin...Read the whole joke |
Religion Jokes |
70 |
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| 13 |
The Ideal Date - IDEAL DATEAt 17 Triple Stephen King feature at a drive-in 25 "Split the ...Read the whole joke |
Men Jokes |
69 |
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| 14 |
Whats a Australian Kiss.. - What's an Australian kiss?The same thing as a French kiss, only down under!...Read the whole joke |
Dirty Jokes |
66 |
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| 15 |
Sacramento Kings Fan or Lakers Fan? - A Kindergarten teacher tells her class she's a BIG Lakers fan.She's really excited about it and asks...Read the whole joke |
Practical Jokes |
66 |
 |
| 16 |
Wife comes home to find the old man shagging the dog... - Wife comes home to find the old man shagging the dog in the front room. "My God Henry", she screams,...Read the whole joke |
Sex Jokes |
66 |
 |
| 17 |
What the difference between true love and herpes? - What the difference between true love and herpes? - Herpes lasts forever...Read the whole joke |
Sex Jokes |
63 |
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| 18 |
High military ranks - |When little Reggie was inducted into the Army, he was advised to act tough."That's the only way to ...Read the whole joke |
Military Jokes |
60 |
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| 19 |
Vocal jokes - |Q: How do you tell when your lead singer is at the door?A: He can't find the key and doesn't know w...Read the whole joke |
Instrument Jokes |
59 |
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| 20 |
Daylight savings time - Daylight Spending TimeWhen I was in junior high school my mother played agood trick on my father. Sh...Read the whole joke |
April Fools Jokes |
58 |
 |
| 21 |
Statistical one-liners - |A new government 10 year survey cost $3,000,000,000 revealed that 3/4 of the people in America make...Read the whole joke |
Stats/Math Jokes |
56 |
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| 22 |
What's the difference between a duck and a cow? - What's the difference between a duck and a cow? They both swim, except for the cow....Read the whole joke |
Animal World |
55 |
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| 23 |
What did Mr. Spock find in the toilet? - What did Mr. Spock find in the toilet? The Captain's log....Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
55 |
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| 24 |
Pneumonia - A man went to see his doctor because he was suffering from a miserablecold. His doctor prescribed so...Read the whole joke |
Medicine Jokes |
54 |
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| 25 |
This male prostitute contracted syphilis... - This male prostitute contracted syphilis.He did okay for a while, but then his business dropped off....Read the whole joke |
Medicine Jokes |
54 |
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Title |
Category |
Hits |
Rating |
| 1 |
A bad day - There's this little guy sitting inside a bar, just looking at his drink.He stays like that for half-...Read the whole joke |
Situations |
8 |
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| 2 |
What do you call a gay bar that has no chairs? - What do you call a gay bar that has no chairs?- A fruit stand....Read the whole joke |
Science Jokes |
12 |
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| 3 |
Why do men pay more than women for car insurance? - Why do men pay more than women for car insurance?Because women don't get blowjobs while they're driv...Read the whole joke |
Men Jokes |
4 |
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| 4 |
Emacs acronyms - |EMACS: Escape-Meta-Alt-Control-ShiftEMACS: Eight Megabytes And Constantly SwappingEMACS: Even a Mas...Read the whole joke |
Computing Jokes |
9 |
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| 5 |
A gruesome discovery - A girl was intrigued at the kilt that a Scottsman was wearing, wondering what he would be wearin...Read the whole joke |
Ethnic Jokes |
9 |
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| 6 |
Caring for floppy disks - |ORIGAMIArt of paper folding. In order to obtain a nice and effectiveness result, put the floppy in ...Read the whole joke |
Computing Jokes |
7 |
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| 7 |
Poor batman! - A nun is walking down the street, when suddenly a punk jumps out of thebushes and hits her over the ...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
11 |
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| 8 |
An old croak! - |What do you call a 100 year old frog?An old croak!...Read the whole joke |
Kids Jokes |
10 |
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| 9 |
A young soldier was making his first parachute jump... - A young soldier was making his first parachute jump.The corporal explained the procedure "You count ...Read the whole joke |
War Jokes |
16 |
 |
| 10 |
A rancher from Central Arizona died and went on... - A rancher from Central Arizona died and went on to the Great Beyond. As heapproached the great gate,...Read the whole joke |
Situations |
8 |
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| 11 |
These two country boys, brothers, were knocking around... - These two country boys, brothers, were knocking around one lazy summer day and thought it would be a...Read the whole joke |
Situations |
7 |
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| 12 |
Turkey Football - The pro football team had just finished theirdaily practice session when a large turkey camestruttin...Read the whole joke |
Practical Jokes |
16 |
 |
| 13 |
Worries while flying - |Two statisticians were travelling in an airplane from LA to New York. About an hour into the flight...Read the whole joke |
Stats/Math Jokes |
10 |
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| 14 |
Work Environment - Work Environment: (Wise manager) + (Wise employee) = PROFIT (Wise manager) + (Dumb employee) = PRODU...Read the whole joke |
At Work Jokes |
9 |
 |
| 15 |
What has two legs, spots, and bleeds? - What has two legs, spots, and bleeds? Half a cheetah....Read the whole joke |
Animal World |
8 |
 |
| 16 |
Changing number terms - |In a recent contest in The Washington Post, readers were asked to take an expression using a number...Read the whole joke |
Computing Jokes |
6 |
 |
| 17 |
An old rabbi is talking with one of his friends... - An old rabbi is talking with one of his friends andsays with a warm smile, "I gladdened seven hearts...Read the whole joke |
Relationships Jokes |
8 |
 |
| 18 |
Very stupid robbers - |Two robbers were robbing a hotel. The first one said, "I hear sirens. Jump!"The second one said, "B...Read the whole joke |
Police Jokes |
5 |
 |
| 19 |
Three women were sitting at a bar having a few drinks... - Three women were sitting at a bar having a few drinks.After a while the conversation started turning...Read the whole joke |
Women Jokes |
16 |
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| 20 |
Chinese Proverbs - Passionate kiss like spider's web, soon lead to undoing of fly.Man who run in front of car get tired...Read the whole joke |
Sex Jokes |
10 |
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| 21 |
Why does Barbie never get pregnant? - A Ken and Barbie Joke: Why does Barbie never get pregnant?Because Ken always comes in a box!...Read the whole joke |
Sex Jokes |
6 |
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| 22 |
Elephant jokes 07 - |Have you heard about the elephant that went on a crash diet?He wrecked three cars, a bus and two fi...Read the whole joke |
Kids Jokes |
7 |
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| 23 |
An attractive woman from New York was driving through a remote... - An attractive woman from New York was driving through a remote part of Texas when her car broke down...Read the whole joke |
Situations |
5 |
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| 24 |
Great to be a woman - |Reason's why it's great to be a woman Free drinks. Free dinners. Free movies. Speeding ticket? What...Read the whole joke |
Gender Jokes |
7 |
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| 25 |
Good News, Bad News, Worse News VIII - Good News, Bad News, Worse News VIII Good: You came home for a quickie Bad: The ...Read the whole joke |
Relationships Jokes |
8 |
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Title |
Category |
Hits |
Rating |
| 1 |
You're so dumb... - You're so dumb, you stare at an orange juice can just because it says concentrate....Read the whole joke |
Clean Jokes |
49 |
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| 2 |
Environment - The EPA is conducting a $700,000 dollar study to see if Alaskan trees are polluting Oregon forests. ...Read the whole joke |
Comedian Jokes |
45 |
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| 3 |
Parrrot boy & daddy - There was this punk who got on a bus. He sat next to an old man who started staring at him, because ...Read the whole joke |
Dirty Jokes |
24 |
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| 4 |
Cucumber&pickle - A cucumber and a pickle were having a conversation. The pickle said to the cucumber, "I got it bad m...Read the whole joke |
Dirty Jokes |
40 |
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| 5 |
Whats a Australian Kiss.. - What's an Australian kiss?The same thing as a French kiss, only down under!...Read the whole joke |
Dirty Jokes |
66 |
 |
| 6 |
What's the difference between a duck and a cow? - What's the difference between a duck and a cow? They both swim, except for the cow....Read the whole joke |
Animal World |
55 |
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| 7 |
Three men: a philosopher, a mathematician and an idiot... - Three men: a philosopher, a mathematician and an idiot,were out riding in the car when it crashed in...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
43 |
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| 8 |
Life Science Final Exam - The not necessarily well-prepared student sat in his life scienceclassroom staring at a question on ...Read the whole joke |
Women Jokes |
40 |
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| 9 |
Army fitness report - |British Military Officer Fitness ReportsThe British Military writes OFR's (officer fitness reports)...Read the whole joke |
Military Jokes |
72 |
 |
| 10 |
Disorderly conduct - |Three men stood before a judge on a charge of drunk and disorderly conduct in a public park.Judge: ...Read the whole joke |
Police Jokes |
33 |
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| 11 |
Old man's sperm cup - There was an elderly man who wanted to make his younger wife pregnant. So, he went to the doctor to ...Read the whole joke |
Dirty Jokes |
116 |
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| 12 |
Physical training job - |The physical training instructor was drilling a platoon of soldiers."I want every man to lie on his...Read the whole joke |
Military Jokes |
41 |
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| 13 |
Nun on the Bus - A guy is riding the bus when at a stop, the most beautiful woman he has ever seen gets on. The only ...Read the whole joke |
Dirty Jokes |
74 |
 |
| 14 |
Racoon Joke - Why did the raccoon cross the road? He didn't, he got hit by a car....Read the whole joke |
Animal Jokes |
53 |
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| 15 |
Famous people - Eugene d'Albert (noted German composer) was married six times. At an evening reception which he at...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
119 |
 |
| 16 |
What do you do if someone's having a seizure in a bathtub? - What do you do if someone's having a seizure in a bathtub?Throw in a load of laundry....Read the whole joke |
Medicine Jokes |
45 |
 |
| 17 |
Colombian computer joke - Why did a group of Columbians run away from a computer lab.Because the computer said you have perfor...Read the whole joke |
Computer Jokes |
50 |
 |
| 18 |
Customer support logs - |Actual dialog of a former Customer Support employee: Support: "Ridge Hall computer assistant; may I...Read the whole joke |
Computing Jokes |
43 |
 |
| 19 |
French horn jokes - |Q: What do you get when you cross a French horn player with a goal post?A: A goal post that can't m...Read the whole joke |
Instrument Jokes |
71 |
 |
| 20 |
A homosexual walked into a delicatessen and... - A homosexual walked into a delicatessen and asked the shopkeeper for a large knob of salami."Would y...Read the whole joke |
Science Jokes |
45 |
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| 21 |
Vampire Bat - A vampire bat came flapping in from the night covered in fresh blood and parked himself on the roof ...Read the whole joke |
Animal Jokes |
47 |
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| 22 |
Dog named Sex - Everybody I know who has a dog usually calls him "Rover" or "Spot". I call mine Sex. Now, Sex has be...Read the whole joke |
Animal Jokes |
45 |
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| 23 |
Ant and Elephant have romance - An ant and an elephant share a night of romance. The next morning the ant wakes up and the elephant ...Read the whole joke |
Animal Jokes |
52 |
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| 24 |
Difference between a cat and a dog... - A dog thinks: Hey, these people I live with feed me, love me, provide me with a nice warm, dry house...Read the whole joke |
Animal Jokes |
37 |
 |
| 25 |
rabbits chased by wolf - Two rabbits were being chased by a pack of wolves. The wolves chased the rabbits into a thicket. Aft...Read the whole joke |
Animal Jokes |
35 |
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