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Top Readed Jokes

# Title Category Hits Rating
1 All Aboard
- A mother was working in the kitchen listening to her son playing with his new electric train in the ...Read the whole joke
Men Jokes 211 Rating:0 | Voted:0
2 Famous people
- Eugene d'Albert (noted German composer) was married six times. At an evening reception which he at...Read the whole joke
Miscellaneous 117 Rating:6 | Voted:2
3 Old man's sperm cup
- There was an elderly man who wanted to make his younger wife pregnant. So, he went to the doctor to ...Read the whole joke
Dirty Jokes 115 Rating:9 | Voted:2
4 Broken leg
- "How did it happen?" the doctor asked the middle-aged farmhand as he set the man's broken leg."Well,...Read the whole joke
Medicine Jokes 94 Rating:0 | Voted:0
5 What's the best thing about turning 65?
- What's the best thing about turning 65?No more calls from insurance salesmen....Read the whole joke
Elderly Jokes 87 Rating:0 | Voted:0
6 Stop redundancy
- |The Committee for the Reduction of Redundancy and the Antiproliferation of Repetition has decided n...Read the whole joke
Language Jokes 82 Rating:0 | Voted:0
7 Stick insects!
- |What lives in gum trees?Stick insects!...Read the whole joke
Kids Jokes 74 Rating:0 | Voted:0
8 Nun on the Bus
- A guy is riding the bus when at a stop, the most beautiful woman he has ever seen gets on. The only ...Read the whole joke
Dirty Jokes 73 Rating:7 | Voted:1
9 What is the meaning of life?
- What is the meaning of life?All evidence to date suggests it's chocolate....Read the whole joke
Religion Jokes 73 Rating:0 | Voted:0
10 Army fitness report
- |British Military Officer Fitness ReportsThe British Military writes OFR's (officer fitness reports)...Read the whole joke
Military Jokes 71 Rating:10 | Voted:1
11 French horn jokes
- |Q: What do you get when you cross a French horn player with a goal post?A: A goal post that can't m...Read the whole joke
Instrument Jokes 70 Rating:2 | Voted:4
12 Did you hear about the dyslectic agnostic with insomnia?
- Q: Did you hear about the dyslectic agnostic with insomnia?A: He used to lay awake at night wonderin...Read the whole joke
Religion Jokes 69 Rating:0 | Voted:0
13 The Ideal Date
- IDEAL DATEAt 17 Triple Stephen King feature at a drive-in 25 "Split the ...Read the whole joke
Men Jokes 68 Rating:0 | Voted:0
14 Whats a Australian Kiss..
- What's an Australian kiss?The same thing as a French kiss, only down under!...Read the whole joke
Dirty Jokes 65 Rating:10 | Voted:1
15 Wife comes home to find the old man shagging the dog...
- Wife comes home to find the old man shagging the dog in the front room. "My God Henry", she screams,...Read the whole joke
Sex Jokes 65 Rating:0 | Voted:0
16 Sacramento Kings Fan or Lakers Fan?
- A Kindergarten teacher tells her class she's a BIG Lakers fan.She's really excited about it and asks...Read the whole joke
Practical Jokes 64 Rating:0 | Voted:0
17 What the difference between true love and herpes?
- What the difference between true love and herpes? - Herpes lasts forever...Read the whole joke
Sex Jokes 62 Rating:0 | Voted:0
18 High military ranks
- |When little Reggie was inducted into the Army, he was advised to act tough."That's the only way to ...Read the whole joke
Military Jokes 59 Rating:0 | Voted:0
19 Vocal jokes
- |Q: How do you tell when your lead singer is at the door?A: He can't find the key and doesn't know w...Read the whole joke
Instrument Jokes 58 Rating:0 | Voted:0
20 Daylight savings time
- Daylight Spending TimeWhen I was in junior high school my mother played agood trick on my father. Sh...Read the whole joke
April Fools Jokes 57 Rating:0 | Voted:0
21 What's the difference between a duck and a cow?
- What's the difference between a duck and a cow? They both swim, except for the cow....Read the whole joke
Animal World 54 Rating:10 | Voted:1
22 What did Mr. Spock find in the toilet?
- What did Mr. Spock find in the toilet? The Captain's log....Read the whole joke
Miscellaneous 54 Rating:0 | Voted:0
23 Statistical one-liners
- |A new government 10 year survey cost $3,000,000,000 revealed that 3/4 of the people in America make...Read the whole joke
Stats/Math Jokes 54 Rating:0 | Voted:0
24 Pneumonia
- A man went to see his doctor because he was suffering from a miserablecold. His doctor prescribed so...Read the whole joke
Medicine Jokes 53 Rating:0 | Voted:0
25 This male prostitute contracted syphilis...
- This male prostitute contracted syphilis.He did okay for a while, but then his business dropped off....Read the whole joke
Medicine Jokes 53 Rating:0 | Voted:0


Random Jokes

# Title Category Hits Rating
1 You're so dumb...
- You're so dumb, you stare at an orange juice can just because it says concentrate....Read the whole joke
Clean Jokes 48 Rating:10 | Voted:1
2 Why the Lesbian tennis star could not compete in the Dutch Open?
- Q. Why couldn't the Lesbian tennis star compete in the Dutch Open?A. She got her finger caught in a ...Read the whole joke
Sports Jokes 7 Rating:0 | Voted:0
3 Fishermen meet
- |When Fishermen Meet"Hiyamac""Lobuddy""Binearlong?""Coplours""Cetchenny?""Goddafew""Kindarthay?""Bas...Read the whole joke
Camping Jokes 16 Rating:0 | Voted:0
4 A husky foreigner, looking for sex...
- A husky foreigner, looking for sex, accepted a prostitute's terms. When she undressed, he noticed ...Read the whole joke
Sex Jokes 8 Rating:0 | Voted:0
5 What is the difference between women and men?
- What's the difference between women and men? One has morning sickness, the other has morning st...Read the whole joke
Women Jokes 7 Rating:0 | Voted:0
6 Two fags were walking down the street and...
- Two fags were walking down the street and passed a handsome guy. Onefag turned to the other and sai...Read the whole joke
Science Jokes 13 Rating:0 | Voted:0
7 Rabbi Stern rides his bike down the road, when...
- Rabbi Stern rides his bike down the road, when a truck careens around =the corner, out of control, a...Read the whole joke
Religion Jokes 6 Rating:0 | Voted:0
8 Nothing changed
- On the eve of the couple's tenth wedding anniversary, the still slim wife was bragging about her f...Read the whole joke
Relationships Jokes 8 Rating:0 | Voted:0
9 A peculiar birthday card
- This blonde goes into the drugstore looking for a birthday card. Sheasks the clerk if they have any ...Read the whole joke
Blonds Jokes 6 Rating:0 | Voted:0
10 What's the difference between Courtney Love and Wayne Gretzky?
- What's the difference between Courtney Love and Wayne Gretzky?Wayne takes a shower after 3 periods....Read the whole joke
Celebrities Jokes 19 Rating:0 | Voted:0
11 New weapon Chicken Gun
- |Flash - New Weapon in America's Arsenal - Dubbed 'The Chicken Gun'Senate majority leader Howard H. ...Read the whole joke
Military Jokes 5 Rating:0 | Voted:0
12 Business is business
- A young Jewish boy starts attending public school in a smalltown. The teacher of the one-room school...Read the whole joke
Ethnic Jokes 7 Rating:0 | Voted:0
13 Not a foot
- An extremely drunk man looking for a whorehouse stumblesinto a Podiatrist's office instead and weave...Read the whole joke
Medicine Jokes 17 Rating:0 | Voted:0
14 Story about infinity
- |A very large mathematical convention was held in Las Vegas. The conventioneers filled two hotels, e...Read the whole joke
Stats/Math Jokes 13 Rating:0 | Voted:0
15 A construction worker was whistling...
- A construction worker was whistling and verbally harassinga young girl as she walked by the construc...Read the whole joke
Situations 11 Rating:0 | Voted:0
16 Tied in an election
- |The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the story is most lik...Read the whole joke
Real Jokes 10 Rating:0 | Voted:0
17 A young, freshly minted lieutenant...
- A young, freshly minted lieutenant was sent to Bosnia as part of the peace keeping mission. During a...Read the whole joke
War Jokes 12 Rating:0 | Voted:0
18 So there were two guys on a roof, pounding nails...
- So there were two guys on a roof, pounding nails. One guy pounded a nail in, then picked up another....Read the whole joke
Blonds Jokes 7 Rating:0 | Voted:0
19 For many years, the border between Poland and Russia...
- For many years, the border between Poland and Russia was volatile. Due to a political shift, a farm...Read the whole joke
Ethnic Jokes 6 Rating:0 | Voted:0
20 What is the penalty for bigamy?
- Question: What's the penalty for bigamy?Answer: Two mothers-in-law...Read the whole joke
Relationships Jokes 7 Rating:0 | Voted:0
21 Dictionary for women
- |Argument (ar*gyou*ment) n. A discussion that occurs when you're right, but he just hasn't realized ...Read the whole joke
Gender Jokes 7 Rating:0 | Voted:0
22 The manager of a large city zoo was drafting a letter to order...
- The manager of a large city zoo was drafting a letter to order a pair of animals. He sat at his comp...Read the whole joke
Animal World 7 Rating:0 | Voted:0
23 Oprectomy
- Oprectomy KENMORE HOSPITAL 61 COMMONWEALTH AVE. ...Read the whole joke
Medicine Jokes 7 Rating:0 | Voted:0
24 The Speed of Time by Age
- The Speed of Time by Age 0-9 Extremely slow. Even a trip to the store with Mom seems like going ...Read the whole joke
Miscellaneous 7 Rating:0 | Voted:0
25 The baseball demands
- |Top Baseball Player Demands From Late Show with David Letterman; Friday, August 12, 1994 In case an...Read the whole joke
Sport Jokes 10 Rating:0 | Voted:0


Top Voted Jokes

# Title Category Hits Rating
1 You're so dumb...
- You're so dumb, you stare at an orange juice can just because it says concentrate....Read the whole joke
Clean Jokes 48 Rating:10 | Voted:1
2 Environment
- The EPA is conducting a $700,000 dollar study to see if Alaskan trees are polluting Oregon forests. ...Read the whole joke
Comedian Jokes 44 Rating:10 | Voted:1
3 Parrrot boy & daddy
- There was this punk who got on a bus. He sat next to an old man who started staring at him, because ...Read the whole joke
Dirty Jokes 23 Rating:10 | Voted:1
4 Cucumber&pickle
- A cucumber and a pickle were having a conversation. The pickle said to the cucumber, "I got it bad m...Read the whole joke
Dirty Jokes 39 Rating:10 | Voted:1
5 Whats a Australian Kiss..
- What's an Australian kiss?The same thing as a French kiss, only down under!...Read the whole joke
Dirty Jokes 65 Rating:10 | Voted:1
6 What's the difference between a duck and a cow?
- What's the difference between a duck and a cow? They both swim, except for the cow....Read the whole joke
Animal World 54 Rating:10 | Voted:1
7 Three men: a philosopher, a mathematician and an idiot...
- Three men: a philosopher, a mathematician and an idiot,were out riding in the car when it crashed in...Read the whole joke
Miscellaneous 42 Rating:10 | Voted:1
8 Life Science Final Exam
- The not necessarily well-prepared student sat in his life scienceclassroom staring at a question on ...Read the whole joke
Women Jokes 39 Rating:10 | Voted:1
9 Army fitness report
- |British Military Officer Fitness ReportsThe British Military writes OFR's (officer fitness reports)...Read the whole joke
Military Jokes 71 Rating:10 | Voted:1
10 Disorderly conduct
- |Three men stood before a judge on a charge of drunk and disorderly conduct in a public park.Judge: ...Read the whole joke
Police Jokes 32 Rating:10 | Voted:1
11 Old man's sperm cup
- There was an elderly man who wanted to make his younger wife pregnant. So, he went to the doctor to ...Read the whole joke
Dirty Jokes 115 Rating:9 | Voted:2
12 Physical training job
- |The physical training instructor was drilling a platoon of soldiers."I want every man to lie on his...Read the whole joke
Military Jokes 40 Rating:8 | Voted:1
13 Nun on the Bus
- A guy is riding the bus when at a stop, the most beautiful woman he has ever seen gets on. The only ...Read the whole joke
Dirty Jokes 73 Rating:7 | Voted:1
14 Racoon Joke
- Why did the raccoon cross the road? He didn't, he got hit by a car....Read the whole joke
Animal Jokes 51 Rating:6 | Voted:1
15 Famous people
- Eugene d'Albert (noted German composer) was married six times. At an evening reception which he at...Read the whole joke
Miscellaneous 117 Rating:6 | Voted:2
16 What do you do if someone's having a seizure in a bathtub?
- What do you do if someone's having a seizure in a bathtub?Throw in a load of laundry....Read the whole joke
Medicine Jokes 44 Rating:5 | Voted:1
17 Colombian computer joke
- Why did a group of Columbians run away from a computer lab.Because the computer said you have perfor...Read the whole joke
Computer Jokes 48 Rating:3 | Voted:2
18 Customer support logs
- |Actual dialog of a former Customer Support employee: Support: "Ridge Hall computer assistant; may I...Read the whole joke
Computing Jokes 42 Rating:3 | Voted:1
19 French horn jokes
- |Q: What do you get when you cross a French horn player with a goal post?A: A goal post that can't m...Read the whole joke
Instrument Jokes 70 Rating:2 | Voted:4
20 A homosexual walked into a delicatessen and...
- A homosexual walked into a delicatessen and asked the shopkeeper for a large knob of salami."Would y...Read the whole joke
Science Jokes 44 Rating:1 | Voted:1
21 Vampire Bat
- A vampire bat came flapping in from the night covered in fresh blood and parked himself on the roof ...Read the whole joke
Animal Jokes 46 Rating:0 | Voted:0
22 Dog named Sex
- Everybody I know who has a dog usually calls him "Rover" or "Spot". I call mine Sex. Now, Sex has be...Read the whole joke
Animal Jokes 44 Rating:0 | Voted:0
23 Ant and Elephant have romance
- An ant and an elephant share a night of romance. The next morning the ant wakes up and the elephant ...Read the whole joke
Animal Jokes 51 Rating:0 | Voted:0
24 Difference between a cat and a dog...
- A dog thinks: Hey, these people I live with feed me, love me, provide me with a nice warm, dry house...Read the whole joke
Animal Jokes 35 Rating:0 | Voted:0
25 rabbits chased by wolf
- Two rabbits were being chased by a pack of wolves. The wolves chased the rabbits into a thicket. Aft...Read the whole joke
Animal Jokes 34 Rating:0 | Voted:0
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