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Top Readed Jokes

#	Title	Category	Hits	Rating
1	All Aboard - A mother was working in the kitchen listening to her son playing with his new electric train in the ...Read the whole joke	Men Jokes	219
2	Famous people - Eugene d'Albert (noted German composer) was married six times. At an evening reception which he at...Read the whole joke	Miscellaneous	119
3	Old man's sperm cup - There was an elderly man who wanted to make his younger wife pregnant. So, he went to the doctor to ...Read the whole joke	Dirty Jokes	116
4	Broken leg - "How did it happen?" the doctor asked the middle-aged farmhand as he set the man's broken leg."Well,...Read the whole joke	Medicine Jokes	95
5	What's the best thing about turning 65? - What's the best thing about turning 65?No more calls from insurance salesmen....Read the whole joke	Elderly Jokes	88
6	Stop redundancy - |The Committee for the Reduction of Redundancy and the Antiproliferation of Repetition has decided n...Read the whole joke	Language Jokes	83
7	Stick insects! - |What lives in gum trees?Stick insects!...Read the whole joke	Kids Jokes	75
8	Nun on the Bus - A guy is riding the bus when at a stop, the most beautiful woman he has ever seen gets on. The only ...Read the whole joke	Dirty Jokes	74
9	What is the meaning of life? - What is the meaning of life?All evidence to date suggests it's chocolate....Read the whole joke	Religion Jokes	74
10	Army fitness report - |British Military Officer Fitness ReportsThe British Military writes OFR's (officer fitness reports)...Read the whole joke	Military Jokes	72
11	French horn jokes - |Q: What do you get when you cross a French horn player with a goal post?A: A goal post that can't m...Read the whole joke	Instrument Jokes	71
12	Did you hear about the dyslectic agnostic with insomnia? - Q: Did you hear about the dyslectic agnostic with insomnia?A: He used to lay awake at night wonderin...Read the whole joke	Religion Jokes	70
13	The Ideal Date - IDEAL DATEAt 17 Triple Stephen King feature at a drive-in 25 "Split the ...Read the whole joke	Men Jokes	69
14	Whats a Australian Kiss.. - What's an Australian kiss?The same thing as a French kiss, only down under!...Read the whole joke	Dirty Jokes	66
15	Sacramento Kings Fan or Lakers Fan? - A Kindergarten teacher tells her class she's a BIG Lakers fan.She's really excited about it and asks...Read the whole joke	Practical Jokes	66
16	Wife comes home to find the old man shagging the dog... - Wife comes home to find the old man shagging the dog in the front room. "My God Henry", she screams,...Read the whole joke	Sex Jokes	66
17	What the difference between true love and herpes? - What the difference between true love and herpes? - Herpes lasts forever...Read the whole joke	Sex Jokes	63
18	High military ranks - |When little Reggie was inducted into the Army, he was advised to act tough."That's the only way to ...Read the whole joke	Military Jokes	60
19	Vocal jokes - |Q: How do you tell when your lead singer is at the door?A: He can't find the key and doesn't know w...Read the whole joke	Instrument Jokes	59
20	Daylight savings time - Daylight Spending TimeWhen I was in junior high school my mother played agood trick on my father. Sh...Read the whole joke	April Fools Jokes	58
21	Statistical one-liners - |A new government 10 year survey cost $3,000,000,000 revealed that 3/4 of the people in America make...Read the whole joke	Stats/Math Jokes	56
22	What's the difference between a duck and a cow? - What's the difference between a duck and a cow? They both swim, except for the cow....Read the whole joke	Animal World	55
23	What did Mr. Spock find in the toilet? - What did Mr. Spock find in the toilet? The Captain's log....Read the whole joke	Miscellaneous	55
24	Pneumonia - A man went to see his doctor because he was suffering from a miserablecold. His doctor prescribed so...Read the whole joke	Medicine Jokes	54
25	This male prostitute contracted syphilis... - This male prostitute contracted syphilis.He did okay for a while, but then his business dropped off....Read the whole joke	Medicine Jokes	54

Random Jokes

#	Title	Category	Hits	Rating
1	A bad day - There's this little guy sitting inside a bar, just looking at his drink.He stays like that for half-...Read the whole joke	Situations	8
2	What do you call a gay bar that has no chairs? - What do you call a gay bar that has no chairs?- A fruit stand....Read the whole joke	Science Jokes	12
3	Why do men pay more than women for car insurance? - Why do men pay more than women for car insurance?Because women don't get blowjobs while they're driv...Read the whole joke	Men Jokes	4
4	Emacs acronyms - |EMACS: Escape-Meta-Alt-Control-ShiftEMACS: Eight Megabytes And Constantly SwappingEMACS: Even a Mas...Read the whole joke	Computing Jokes	9
5	A gruesome discovery - A girl was intrigued at the kilt that a Scottsman was wearing, wondering what he would be wearin...Read the whole joke	Ethnic Jokes	9
6	Caring for floppy disks - |ORIGAMIArt of paper folding. In order to obtain a nice and effectiveness result, put the floppy in ...Read the whole joke	Computing Jokes	7
7	Poor batman! - A nun is walking down the street, when suddenly a punk jumps out of thebushes and hits her over the ...Read the whole joke	Miscellaneous	11
8	An old croak! - |What do you call a 100 year old frog?An old croak!...Read the whole joke	Kids Jokes	10
9	A young soldier was making his first parachute jump... - A young soldier was making his first parachute jump.The corporal explained the procedure "You count ...Read the whole joke	War Jokes	16
10	A rancher from Central Arizona died and went on... - A rancher from Central Arizona died and went on to the Great Beyond. As heapproached the great gate,...Read the whole joke	Situations	8
11	These two country boys, brothers, were knocking around... - These two country boys, brothers, were knocking around one lazy summer day and thought it would be a...Read the whole joke	Situations	7
12	Turkey Football - The pro football team had just finished theirdaily practice session when a large turkey camestruttin...Read the whole joke	Practical Jokes	16
13	Worries while flying - |Two statisticians were travelling in an airplane from LA to New York. About an hour into the flight...Read the whole joke	Stats/Math Jokes	10
14	Work Environment - Work Environment: (Wise manager) + (Wise employee) = PROFIT (Wise manager) + (Dumb employee) = PRODU...Read the whole joke	At Work Jokes	9
15	What has two legs, spots, and bleeds? - What has two legs, spots, and bleeds? Half a cheetah....Read the whole joke	Animal World	8
16	Changing number terms - |In a recent contest in The Washington Post, readers were asked to take an expression using a number...Read the whole joke	Computing Jokes	6
17	An old rabbi is talking with one of his friends... - An old rabbi is talking with one of his friends andsays with a warm smile, "I gladdened seven hearts...Read the whole joke	Relationships Jokes	8
18	Very stupid robbers - |Two robbers were robbing a hotel. The first one said, "I hear sirens. Jump!"The second one said, "B...Read the whole joke	Police Jokes	5
19	Three women were sitting at a bar having a few drinks... - Three women were sitting at a bar having a few drinks.After a while the conversation started turning...Read the whole joke	Women Jokes	16
20	Chinese Proverbs - Passionate kiss like spider's web, soon lead to undoing of fly.Man who run in front of car get tired...Read the whole joke	Sex Jokes	10
21	Why does Barbie never get pregnant? - A Ken and Barbie Joke: Why does Barbie never get pregnant?Because Ken always comes in a box!...Read the whole joke	Sex Jokes	6
22	Elephant jokes 07 - |Have you heard about the elephant that went on a crash diet?He wrecked three cars, a bus and two fi...Read the whole joke	Kids Jokes	7
23	An attractive woman from New York was driving through a remote... - An attractive woman from New York was driving through a remote part of Texas when her car broke down...Read the whole joke	Situations	5
24	Great to be a woman - |Reason's why it's great to be a woman Free drinks. Free dinners. Free movies. Speeding ticket? What...Read the whole joke	Gender Jokes	7
25	Good News, Bad News, Worse News VIII - Good News, Bad News, Worse News VIII Good: You came home for a quickie Bad: The ...Read the whole joke	Relationships Jokes	8

Top Voted Jokes

#	Title	Category	Hits	Rating
1	You're so dumb... - You're so dumb, you stare at an orange juice can just because it says concentrate....Read the whole joke	Clean Jokes	49
2	Environment - The EPA is conducting a $700,000 dollar study to see if Alaskan trees are polluting Oregon forests. ...Read the whole joke	Comedian Jokes	45
3	Parrrot boy & daddy - There was this punk who got on a bus. He sat next to an old man who started staring at him, because ...Read the whole joke	Dirty Jokes	24
4	Cucumber&pickle - A cucumber and a pickle were having a conversation. The pickle said to the cucumber, "I got it bad m...Read the whole joke	Dirty Jokes	40
5	Whats a Australian Kiss.. - What's an Australian kiss?The same thing as a French kiss, only down under!...Read the whole joke	Dirty Jokes	66
6	What's the difference between a duck and a cow? - What's the difference between a duck and a cow? They both swim, except for the cow....Read the whole joke	Animal World	55
7	Three men: a philosopher, a mathematician and an idiot... - Three men: a philosopher, a mathematician and an idiot,were out riding in the car when it crashed in...Read the whole joke	Miscellaneous	43
8	Life Science Final Exam - The not necessarily well-prepared student sat in his life scienceclassroom staring at a question on ...Read the whole joke	Women Jokes	40
9	Army fitness report - |British Military Officer Fitness ReportsThe British Military writes OFR's (officer fitness reports)...Read the whole joke	Military Jokes	72
10	Disorderly conduct - |Three men stood before a judge on a charge of drunk and disorderly conduct in a public park.Judge: ...Read the whole joke	Police Jokes	33
11	Old man's sperm cup - There was an elderly man who wanted to make his younger wife pregnant. So, he went to the doctor to ...Read the whole joke	Dirty Jokes	116
12	Physical training job - |The physical training instructor was drilling a platoon of soldiers."I want every man to lie on his...Read the whole joke	Military Jokes	41
13	Nun on the Bus - A guy is riding the bus when at a stop, the most beautiful woman he has ever seen gets on. The only ...Read the whole joke	Dirty Jokes	74
14	Racoon Joke - Why did the raccoon cross the road? He didn't, he got hit by a car....Read the whole joke	Animal Jokes	53
15	Famous people - Eugene d'Albert (noted German composer) was married six times. At an evening reception which he at...Read the whole joke	Miscellaneous	119
16	What do you do if someone's having a seizure in a bathtub? - What do you do if someone's having a seizure in a bathtub?Throw in a load of laundry....Read the whole joke	Medicine Jokes	45
17	Colombian computer joke - Why did a group of Columbians run away from a computer lab.Because the computer said you have perfor...Read the whole joke	Computer Jokes	50
18	Customer support logs - |Actual dialog of a former Customer Support employee: Support: "Ridge Hall computer assistant; may I...Read the whole joke	Computing Jokes	43
19	French horn jokes - |Q: What do you get when you cross a French horn player with a goal post?A: A goal post that can't m...Read the whole joke	Instrument Jokes	71
20	A homosexual walked into a delicatessen and... - A homosexual walked into a delicatessen and asked the shopkeeper for a large knob of salami."Would y...Read the whole joke	Science Jokes	45
21	Vampire Bat - A vampire bat came flapping in from the night covered in fresh blood and parked himself on the roof ...Read the whole joke	Animal Jokes	47
22	Dog named Sex - Everybody I know who has a dog usually calls him "Rover" or "Spot". I call mine Sex. Now, Sex has be...Read the whole joke	Animal Jokes	45
23	Ant and Elephant have romance - An ant and an elephant share a night of romance. The next morning the ant wakes up and the elephant ...Read the whole joke	Animal Jokes	52
24	Difference between a cat and a dog... - A dog thinks: Hey, these people I live with feed me, love me, provide me with a nice warm, dry house...Read the whole joke	Animal Jokes	37
25	rabbits chased by wolf - Two rabbits were being chased by a pack of wolves. The wolves chased the rabbits into a thicket. Aft...Read the whole joke	Animal Jokes	35