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Top Readed Jokes

#	Title	Category	Hits	Rating
1	All Aboard - A mother was working in the kitchen listening to her son playing with his new electric train in the ...Read the whole joke	Men Jokes	395
2	Broken leg - "How did it happen?" the doctor asked the middle-aged farmhand as he set the man's broken leg."Well,...Read the whole joke	Medicine Jokes	217
3	Old man's sperm cup - There was an elderly man who wanted to make his younger wife pregnant. So, he went to the doctor to ...Read the whole joke	Dirty Jokes	194
4	Army fitness report - |British Military Officer Fitness ReportsThe British Military writes OFR's (officer fitness reports)...Read the whole joke	Military Jokes	173
5	Famous people - Eugene d'Albert (noted German composer) was married six times. At an evening reception which he at...Read the whole joke	Miscellaneous	171
6	What's the best thing about turning 65? - What's the best thing about turning 65?No more calls from insurance salesmen....Read the whole joke	Elderly Jokes	143
7	Whats a Australian Kiss.. - What's an Australian kiss?The same thing as a French kiss, only down under!...Read the whole joke	Dirty Jokes	142
8	Sacramento Kings Fan or Lakers Fan? - A Kindergarten teacher tells her class she's a BIG Lakers fan.She's really excited about it and asks...Read the whole joke	Practical Jokes	142
9	Nun on the Bus - A guy is riding the bus when at a stop, the most beautiful woman he has ever seen gets on. The only ...Read the whole joke	Dirty Jokes	136
10	Stop redundancy - |The Committee for the Reduction of Redundancy and the Antiproliferation of Repetition has decided n...Read the whole joke	Language Jokes	135
11	Racoon Joke - Why did the raccoon cross the road? He didn't, he got hit by a car....Read the whole joke	Animal Jokes	132
12	Stick insects! - |What lives in gum trees?Stick insects!...Read the whole joke	Kids Jokes	130
13	What is the meaning of life? - What is the meaning of life?All evidence to date suggests it's chocolate....Read the whole joke	Religion Jokes	126
14	What the difference between true love and herpes? - What the difference between true love and herpes? - Herpes lasts forever...Read the whole joke	Sex Jokes	123
15	Wife comes home to find the old man shagging the dog... - Wife comes home to find the old man shagging the dog in the front room. "My God Henry", she screams,...Read the whole joke	Sex Jokes	123
16	The Ideal Date - IDEAL DATEAt 17 Triple Stephen King feature at a drive-in 25 "Split the ...Read the whole joke	Men Jokes	120
17	This male prostitute contracted syphilis... - This male prostitute contracted syphilis.He did okay for a while, but then his business dropped off....Read the whole joke	Medicine Jokes	117
18	Did you hear about the dyslectic agnostic with insomnia? - Q: Did you hear about the dyslectic agnostic with insomnia?A: He used to lay awake at night wonderin...Read the whole joke	Religion Jokes	113
19	What did Mr. Spock find in the toilet? - What did Mr. Spock find in the toilet? The Captain's log....Read the whole joke	Miscellaneous	111
20	Statistical one-liners - |A new government 10 year survey cost $3,000,000,000 revealed that 3/4 of the people in America make...Read the whole joke	Stats/Math Jokes	109
21	Daylight savings time - Daylight Spending TimeWhen I was in junior high school my mother played agood trick on my father. Sh...Read the whole joke	April Fools Jokes	108
22	What's the difference between a duck and a cow? - What's the difference between a duck and a cow? They both swim, except for the cow....Read the whole joke	Animal World	107
23	High military ranks - |When little Reggie was inducted into the Army, he was advised to act tough."That's the only way to ...Read the whole joke	Military Jokes	107
24	French horn jokes - |Q: What do you get when you cross a French horn player with a goal post?A: A goal post that can't m...Read the whole joke	Instrument Jokes	104
25	You're so dumb... - You're so dumb, you stare at an orange juice can just because it says concentrate....Read the whole joke	Clean Jokes	100

Random Jokes

#	Title	Category	Hits	Rating
1	The daughter of an Indian chief visits his doctor... - The daughter of an Indian chief visits his doctor. She tells the doctor "Big Chief no fart." The doc...Read the whole joke	Ethnic Jokes	12
2	If Cray ran Christmas... - |The holiday season would cost $16 million but would be celebrated faster than any other holiday dur...Read the whole joke	Computing Jokes	20
3	What is his occupation? - |A grade school teacher was asking students what their parents did for a living. "Tim, you be first,...Read the whole joke	Lawyer Jokes	23
4	billy's father is a lawyer - A grade school teacher was asking students what their parents did for a living. "Tim, you be first,"...Read the whole joke	Lawyer Jokes	19
5	headmasters and bullfrogs - |What do headmasters and bullfrogs have in common?Both have big heads that consist mostly of mouth!...Read the whole joke	Kids Jokes	10
6	After their love-making session the young bride asks her husband... - After their love-making session the young bride asks her husband "Wasmaking love to me really the sa...Read the whole joke	Sex Jokes	7
7	What occurs twice in a lifetime... - What occurs twice in a lifetime, but only once in ayear, twice in a week, but never in a day?The let...Read the whole joke	Miscellaneous	18
8	A youngster devoted an entire rainy indoors afternoon to a... - A youngster devoted an entire rainy indoors afternoon to adrawing he was doing with varicolored cray...Read the whole joke	Children Jokes	14
9	Where are the fingers? - Jon's working at the lumberyard, pushing a tree through the buzz saw, and accidentally shears off al...Read the whole joke	Medicine Jokes	8
10	Good business - Dr. Cutter is the local Veterinarian, known for his wry humor. Hesurpassed himself one summer day w...Read the whole joke	Animal World	13
11	What's the definition of bravery? - What's the definition of bravery?A man with diarrhea chancing a fart!...Read the whole joke	Medicine Jokes	39
12	Woman's translations - |The wife says: You wantThe wife means: You wantThe wife says: We needThe wife means: I wantThe wife...Read the whole joke	Mixed Jokes	22
13	If Timex ran Christmas... - |The holiday would be cheap, small, quartz-crystal driven, and would let you take a licking and keep...Read the whole joke	Computing Jokes	17
14	Insulting to women - |The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the story is most lik...Read the whole joke	Real Jokes	12
15	Why does the law prohibit sex between lawyers and their clients? - Why does the law prohibit sex between lawyers and their clients? To prevent clients from being bille...Read the whole joke	Legal Jokes	15
16	The problems with golf - |The only problem with golf is that the slow people are always in front of you and the fast people a...Read the whole joke	Sport Jokes	10
17	What do a hurricane, a tornado, a fire and a divorce have in common? - What do a hurricane, a tornado, a fire and a divorce have in common? They are four ways you can lose...Read the whole joke	Relationships Jokes	7
18	Have a Drink - Middle of the night, middle of nowhere, two cars both slightly cross over the white line in the cent...Read the whole joke	Lawyer Jokes	12
19	Cold Hands - Cold Hands There's an Ahmish girl riding in a buggy with her mother, and she say's "my hands are...Read the whole joke	Ethnic Jokes	13
20	Sarah was a curious thirteen year old girl... - Sarah was a curious thirteen year old girl. "Mommy," she said, "I'd like you to answer one question....Read the whole joke	Children Jokes	7
21	ne day, this man, Tony, died... - One day, this man, Tony, died. When he was sent to be judged, he was told that he had committed a si...Read the whole joke	Miscellaneous	8
22	You might be a redneck if... rich relative - Your richest relative buys a new house and you have to help take the wheels off of it....Read the whole joke	Redneck Jokes	23
23	A very interesting fact - |Doctor: Did you know that there are more than 1,000 bones in the human body?Larry: Shhh, doctor! Th...Read the whole joke	Doctor Jokes	13
24	Never talk to the parrot - |Mrs. Peterson phoned the repairman because her dishwasher quit working. He couldn't accommodate her...Read the whole joke	Animal Jokes	12
25	Gender and computers - |Top nine reasons computers must be male:They have a lot of data but are still clueless. A better mo...Read the whole joke	Computing Jokes	16

Top Voted Jokes

#	Title	Category	Hits	Rating
1	You're so dumb... - You're so dumb, you stare at an orange juice can just because it says concentrate....Read the whole joke	Clean Jokes	100
2	Environment - The EPA is conducting a $700,000 dollar study to see if Alaskan trees are polluting Oregon forests. ...Read the whole joke	Comedian Jokes	97
3	Parrrot boy & daddy - There was this punk who got on a bus. He sat next to an old man who started staring at him, because ...Read the whole joke	Dirty Jokes	69
4	Cucumber&pickle - A cucumber and a pickle were having a conversation. The pickle said to the cucumber, "I got it bad m...Read the whole joke	Dirty Jokes	88
5	Whats a Australian Kiss.. - What's an Australian kiss?The same thing as a French kiss, only down under!...Read the whole joke	Dirty Jokes	142
6	What's the difference between a duck and a cow? - What's the difference between a duck and a cow? They both swim, except for the cow....Read the whole joke	Animal World	107
7	Why does a blonde girl always have a bruise around her belly button? - Why does a blonde girl always have a bruise around her belly button???Cause blonde boys aren't that ...Read the whole joke	Blonds Jokes	16
8	Three men: a philosopher, a mathematician and an idiot... - Three men: a philosopher, a mathematician and an idiot,were out riding in the car when it crashed in...Read the whole joke	Miscellaneous	81
9	Life Science Final Exam - The not necessarily well-prepared student sat in his life scienceclassroom staring at a question on ...Read the whole joke	Women Jokes	84
10	A Pollock walks over the Red Light District in Amsterdam... - A Pollock walks over the Red Light District in Amsterdam when suddenlyhe notices a fine looking hook...Read the whole joke	Foreigners	29
11	Army fitness report - |British Military Officer Fitness ReportsThe British Military writes OFR's (officer fitness reports)...Read the whole joke	Military Jokes	173
12	Disorderly conduct - |Three men stood before a judge on a charge of drunk and disorderly conduct in a public park.Judge: ...Read the whole joke	Police Jokes	80
13	Old man's sperm cup - There was an elderly man who wanted to make his younger wife pregnant. So, he went to the doctor to ...Read the whole joke	Dirty Jokes	194
14	A young man joined the Army and signed up with the paratroopers... - A young man joined the Army and signed up with the paratroopers. He wentthough the standard training...Read the whole joke	War Jokes	35
15	Physical training job - |The physical training instructor was drilling a platoon of soldiers."I want every man to lie on his...Read the whole joke	Military Jokes	91
16	Nun on the Bus - A guy is riding the bus when at a stop, the most beautiful woman he has ever seen gets on. The only ...Read the whole joke	Dirty Jokes	136
17	Racoon Joke - Why did the raccoon cross the road? He didn't, he got hit by a car....Read the whole joke	Animal Jokes	132
18	Famous people - Eugene d'Albert (noted German composer) was married six times. At an evening reception which he at...Read the whole joke	Miscellaneous	171
19	What do you do if someone's having a seizure in a bathtub? - What do you do if someone's having a seizure in a bathtub?Throw in a load of laundry....Read the whole joke	Medicine Jokes	97
20	Colombian computer joke - Why did a group of Columbians run away from a computer lab.Because the computer said you have perfor...Read the whole joke	Computer Jokes	94
21	Customer support logs - |Actual dialog of a former Customer Support employee: Support: "Ridge Hall computer assistant; may I...Read the whole joke	Computing Jokes	80
22	French horn jokes - |Q: What do you get when you cross a French horn player with a goal post?A: A goal post that can't m...Read the whole joke	Instrument Jokes	104
23	A guy walks into a pet store wanting a parrot... - A guy walks into a pet store wanting a parrot. The store clerk shows him two beautiful ones out on t...Read the whole joke	Animal World	23
24	A homosexual walked into a delicatessen and... - A homosexual walked into a delicatessen and asked the shopkeeper for a large knob of salami."Would y...Read the whole joke	Science Jokes	89
25	Vampire Bat - A vampire bat came flapping in from the night covered in fresh blood and parked himself on the roof ...Read the whole joke	Animal Jokes	84